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  1. @kevinsalas "Touch a hot stove and a second feels like an hour. Touch a hot woman and an hour feels like a second. It's all relative."
  2. @kevinsalas That's very similar to a line that LL Cool J uses in Deep Blue Sea to explain the Theory of Relativity.
  3. @magicalstephie Based on 4 questions, they say I'm Biology. Problem being that anybody who knows me knows that I despise the subject.
  4. @mccannt Tech would still have classes in that. :P
  5. @thatredgirl I'm used to "this is the rent, sign the lease". This whole buying an apartment is a foreign concept to me.
  6. @magicalstephie I keep separate columns in tweetdeck for people I know personally, news sources, and everybody else. It works nicely.
  7. @zetgem Wait, you have to make offers on apartments in New York?
  8. @ellennelson You ought to be able to park it without the backup camera.
  9. @MichaelSenkow Questionable Content.
  10. Watching @mythbusters. The Kari is on maternity leave substitute is not nearly as good as the original.
  11. @PickUpPodcast The worst part is that not only does Sean William Scott have 3 names, he's got 3 first names.
  12. @blambot In a word, yes.
  13. An amendment to ban divorce? This guy is my hero. http://su.pr/7hVNqA
  14. If you live in a metropolitan area, you're not from x suburb, you're from the city. It doesn't matter what your mail address says.
  15. @sfloura As told to me by somebody whom hires people for a living: Objectives are crap, a well written cover letter is everything.
  16. @m00seonthel00se according to @jkester1986 it's nothing more than a glorified chat room that lets you modify the posts of other people.
  17. @drummerboydyl Wet socks are horrible. They just cling to your feet making you feel like your feet are getting waterboarded.
  18. I got a new letter published in my hometown paper again. http://su.pr/4n8vSJ
  19. I'm a believer that pro sports teams should include English and grammar usage in rookie training. Role models shouldn't sound uneducated.
  20. Basic Grammar Rule: If you are the subject of a sentence, use I. If you are the object of the sentence, use me. http://su.pr/1nC8J2