bjornkri
- "Something something also likewise as well!"
See, I could be a sports commentator.about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
- With Google Wave, Inbox Zero will be a full time job by the looks of it.5:34 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- "Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? It's just me and my mum in here so you must be... Oh. Never mind." #1stdraftmovielines4:33 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- "To go where nobody's been before. Boldly, like." #1stdraftmovielines3:48 PM Jul 9th from web
- "I'm not quite young enough to deal with this sort of crap." #1stdraftmovielines3:42 PM Jul 9th from web
- "Hasta la vista, baby." #1stdraftmovielines (Casablanca)2:30 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- I drink to forget my drinking problem.8:13 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- "A picture, depending on its complexity, might replace a thousand words, depending on verbosity." #literalwisdom1:18 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- @califmom Happy birthday! Glad you like the opening number I arranged on Craig Ferguson for the occasion.12:45 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- Hi @tweeteorites Please enable timelines for me on http://tweeteorites.com/ !4:18 AM Jul 8th from web
- Received SMS from brother: "HI BJORN HOW R U?"
I Replied: "Fuck off."
Five minutes later: "Well done. That was mum's first SMS just then."12:38 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- There's nothing more ironic than a live funeral service.11:13 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- YES! Caught the blood-sucking bastard!
(Me 1 - Mosquito 23)9:10 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- Yum! Pus!2:41 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- Fantastic. The renovation of the city center is called 'Project Kobra'. And the mayor is an evil mastermind. http://gent.be/kobra12:51 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- Eucalyptus app's new age rating is hilarious.
(The app is my favourite, incidentally.)10:59 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie
- So, I find a book, start an account, pay you money, log in, and now the book is nowhere to be found. Nice, @audible_com.8:55 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie
- I recommend http://bit.ly/1samcU. It's very excellent.6:29 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie
- Autopsy reports are in. Doctors are blaming it on the boogie.
(This has already been done, right?)5:15 AM Jul 5th from Tweetie
- Michael McIntyre is such a twat. There, I said what we're all thinking. Isn't that right, Michael McIntyre's mum?1:53 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
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- Name Bjorn Kristinsson
- Location Gent, Belgium
- Web http://tumblr.bjo...
- Bio My avatar is secretly drinking coffee
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