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bizzarebhide

Wait a minute. So, Rowdy Rathore isnt about that cop who raped and forced a girl to commit suicide back in 1994? less than 20 seconds ago via web
What is the procedure to marry this chick! I AM FLOORED... RT @awryaditi Oxygen masks? But I don't want to look like oxygen.*throws tantrum* 1 minute ago via web
@MirchiLaddoo Same here. My office bus is also not plying tomorrow. Will have to use my bike. @SunnyParampil 2 minutes ago via web in reply to MirchiLaddoo
@MirchiLaddoo @SunnyParampil no idea ... 5 minutes ago via web in reply to MirchiLaddoo
@SunnyParampil And public transport is shut. How do we get to work? 6 minutes ago via web in reply to SunnyParampil
RUBBISH. There. RT @ESPNcricinfo Try summing up the IPL season in less than 140 characters #IPLinaTweet 9 minutes ago via web
@Pai_Abhijith She uses it coz he bought it, I would like to believe. She would still prefer going the old way to be honest. Ask Her! 9 minutes ago via web in reply to Pai_Abhijith
@Pai_Abhijith Its not for anybody. Its just a cheap weird looking car! 12 minutes ago via web in reply to Pai_Abhijith
I pity people who stood in queues & sweated their balls off to book a Nano. Now they look like they are riding a camel whose ass is missing! 15 minutes ago via web
Bharat Bandh tomorrow. Manoj Kumar also planning to shut himself up in a room. 18 minutes ago via web
Kyun ho raha hai byaah hamari bahu ka? GO FIGURE. Coz we dont have greater things to worry about in life. 20 minutes ago via web
@thevirdas Are you trying to tell us its your birthday tomorrow? 23 minutes ago via web in reply to thevirdas
TheCamelToe_ Took an ugly girl out for a drink. Back home,we kissed and fondled,she said "I don't have sex on the first date" I said"How about the last?" about 15 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by bizzarebhide and 17 others
@iRajeev_ Zarur karna ... (cannot see the baby) but the visual is just cutesy! 25 minutes ago via web in reply to iRajeev_
funnyhumour Women, not all blokes are talking to you because they want to get in your pants... Sometimes they want to get in your friends pants. 28 minutes ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry Retweeted by bizzarebhide
rakeshavin #WhenInDoubt order Dal Tadka, Jeera rice and Veg kolapuri :) no one can go wrong in it @burrp_mumbai about 1 hour ago via web Retweeted by bizzarebhide and 2 others
cc: @iRajeev_ (go awwwww) RT @htShowbiz HT EXCLUSIVE: Aaradhya spotted with mommy Aishwarya read.ht/N0Q 27 minutes ago via web
@MirchiLaddoo I know. Planning to tell the cooking bai to come early and pack me some breakkie along with lunch ... should work! 28 minutes ago via web in reply to MirchiLaddoo
MAHA EPIC !!! RT @pranavsapra Coal + Coal + Coal + Coal = Charcoal 29 minutes ago via web
Thankfully,some childish folks on my TL have finally sorted out their #slytweet issues.They should be like me.I never #slytweet. Never.Ever. 30 minutes ago via web

Name Shreyas Bhide
Location Pune, Maharashtra
Web http://flavors.me...
Bio | Jackass of all trades, master of none | Arm-hair philosopher | Prefer my eggs funny side up | Current job - Hell's Guardian |