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Accident Reports:
"The accident happened when the right door of a car came around the corner without giving a signal."
about 11 hours ago
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Church Bulletin:
"Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help."
about 14 hours ago
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“You never know when an old calendar might come in handy. Sure, it’s not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?” Homer Simpson
about 15 hours ago
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RT @ Remember when Windows was considered cool? I know, it's been a LONG time. But check this out.
12:31 PM May 25th
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Stupid US Laws: In Massachusetts; Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
11:31 AM May 25th
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Product Warnings:
"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
7:31 AM May 25th
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Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? Am I missing something?
8:31 AM May 24th
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Stupid US Laws: In Michigan; There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
7:31 AM May 24th
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A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one.
11:30 AM May 23rd
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Church Bulletin:
"Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered."
8:31 AM May 23rd
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"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."
-- Rita Rudner
7:31 AM May 23rd
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Useless Knowledge: A snake has 2 penises, which may come in handy, since they mate for at least 24 hours at a time.
12:31 PM May 22nd
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Accident Reports:
"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."
11:31 AM May 22nd
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Cover Letters:
"I saw your ad on the information highway, and I came to a screeching halt."
8:31 AM May 22nd
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Stupid US Laws: In New Jersey; It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
7:31 AM May 22nd
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Courtroom Quotations:
Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
11:31 AM May 21st
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Cover Letters:
"It's best for employers that I not work with people."
8:31 AM May 21st
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
7:31 AM May 21st
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Stupid US Laws: In Oregon; It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
11:35 AM May 18th
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Words Without Thought:
"It works fine. It just doesn't heat." -- Customer, describing a broken microwave to an employee of a repair shop.
7:30 AM May 18th
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- Name Roger Best
- Location Little Rock, AR
- Web http://BizTeamz.com
- Bio Growing business by helping them find new clients and new people. It's about referring business to one another.
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