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BizTeamz

  1. Accident Reports: "The accident happened when the right door of a car came around the corner without giving a signal."
  2. Church Bulletin: "Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help."
  3. “You never know when an old calendar might come in handy. Sure, it’s not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?” Homer Simpson
  4. RT @BizTek Remember when Windows was considered cool? I know, it's been a LONG time. But check this out. ht.ly/b8pll
  5. Stupid US Laws: In Massachusetts; Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
  6. Product Warnings: "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
  7. Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? Am I missing something?
  8. Stupid US Laws: In Michigan; There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
  9. A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one.
  10. Church Bulletin: "Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered."
  11. "I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso." -- Rita Rudner
  12. Useless Knowledge: A snake has 2 penises, which may come in handy, since they mate for at least 24 hours at a time.
  13. Accident Reports: "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."
  14. Cover Letters: "I saw your ad on the information highway, and I came to a screeching halt."
  15. Stupid US Laws: In New Jersey; It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
  16. Courtroom Quotations: Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
  17. Cover Letters: "It's best for employers that I not work with people."
  18. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
  19. Stupid US Laws: In Oregon; It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
  20. Words Without Thought: "It works fine. It just doesn't heat." -- Customer, describing a broken microwave to an employee of a repair shop.