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bizcartoons

  1. Writing the company newsletter? Don't forget the cartoon! bit.ly/isCAMa
  2. Must have been a batypo. twitter.com/bizcartoons/st…
  3. Our new accounting method involves speaking in tongues and the handling of snakes. Website: tedgoff.com
  4. Of course you're firing me. This is all part of my master plan. Website: tedgoff.com
  5. We're assuming a 99% chance of success, with a 1% chance of needing to blame you. #management Website: dld.bz/bgdhn
  6. Did you receive the email I've sent you every day for the last three years? #communication Website: tedgoff.com
  7. Great business magazines need great business cartoons! bit.ly/isCAMa
  8. I'm glad you're taking it this way. twitter.com/bizcartoons/st…
  9. The typo in your report resulted in our company growing another 12%. Keep up the bad work. Website: bit.ly/isCAMa
  10. I was just about to sign the biggest deal in the history of the world, and you had to wake me up. Website: tedgoff.com
  11. Why am I here? Do you mean that philosophically, or are you curious who in human resources is responsible for hiring me?
  12. Your idea of being nice is everyone else's idea of being psychotic. Website: tedgoff.com
  13. It won't be a fun presentation without a cartoon. bit.ly/isCAMa
  14. Oh, I understand. You're all overawed by my remarks, and are staring at me in open mouthed astonishment. Website: tedgoff.com
  15. Be sure not to click the it-was-my-fault option. twitter.com/bizcartoons/st…
  16. Yesmanism? It's a subject I've studied for many years, to better implement your directives. Website: tedgoff.com
  17. @Tammy_who Thanks, Tammy! :o)
  18. First the good news, then the bad news, then the arrests. dld.bz/bgdhn
  19. We have 100 employees ready to retire, and only you to replace them. How are you at multitasking? bit.ly/isCAMa
  20. Employee #safety newsletters need great safety cartoons! bit.ly/lTdP5N