BizBullshit
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In order to serve our customers better, we have .... {insert details of fee increase and/or reduction of service}
3:03 AM Apr 6th
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"We need to get all our ducks in a row on this one before we can calendarise".
2:53 PM Apr 5th
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"Let?s wrap our arms around the risk matrix before reprioritising business unit calendarization"
2:53 PM Apr 5th
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via Private Eye/Birtspeak "We've had direct tangible results. An interactive narratives prototyping commission with BBC Learning and CBBC.
2:03 PM Jan 12th
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Thanks to Martyn for this submission... "Captain F**k Up has left his business card". 230 more examples at
2:01 PM Jan 12th
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Have you seen our website? 200+ examples of classic business bullshit to choose from.. Pls RT
11:01 AM Dec 9th, 2011
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NEW on the website "Lets send this info one quanta at a time and see what materialises on the other side" Pls RT
11:00 AM Dec 9th, 2011
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"File this under non-cohesive meta-thought and move on to the next data stream" Pls RT
10:59 AM Dec 9th, 2011
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"These Jenga blocks just dont stack up and I do not want to be under a wonky tower when it falls" Pls RT
10:59 AM Dec 9th, 2011
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NEW on the website.. "Do we have enough runway to land this? I can get it on train tracks and manage it with swimlanes"
10:59 AM Dec 9th, 2011
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NEW on the website (1 of 5) "I think we're pole vaulting over mouse turds on this one" Pls RT
10:58 AM Dec 9th, 2011
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NEW on the website "Let's grab some facetime in the coffee corridor to move this forward"
12:34 PM Aug 23rd, 2011
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Check out our new Facebook page! Pls RT
11:03 AM Aug 3rd, 2011
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New on the website "The goalposts haven't moved. They've evolved". Pls RT
11:01 AM Aug 3rd, 2011
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New... "It's all plugged in but this guitar isn't squealing like it should". More at
4:34 AM Jun 27th, 2011
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New... "You're racing in a straight line on a curved circuit. Lets attach a steering wheel and start taking these corners properly"
4:33 AM Jun 27th, 2011
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New on our website.. "Time to bang the rocks together guys and see if we get any sparks" Pls RT
1:24 PM Jun 19th, 2011
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Submitted by "Matt".."Look our vertical integration is holding back our asset banding on the projection forecasts" Pls RT
1:24 PM Jun 19th, 2011
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Submitted by "Matt".. "We need to put a torque wrench on our sales and tighten the margin going forward" Pls RT
1:23 PM Jun 19th, 2011
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From "Matt"... Were gonna have to hold our breath on this one to see who breaks for air first.
1:23 PM Jun 19th, 2011
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- Name Business Bullshit
- Location UK
- Web http://www.buzzwo...
- Bio Exposing nonensical business bullshit...one step at a time
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