bitterwedphotog
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Terms I'm now using with my spam filter: princess, anthro, gazebo.
11:29 AM May 10th
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An 830am call after your wedding to ask if your back fat really looked that bad? Laced up that tight, that shit's gotta go somewhere honey!
7:36 AM Apr 22nd
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Look at this sh*t storm a-brewin'! I've been sprayin n' prayin on P-mode before David Jay was a spermy! Get over it. B*tches.
1:18 PM Mar 28th
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@ "look perfect" ? Are you implying that I'm exaggerating? You don't know me! I'm kind of a big deal.
8:26 AM Mar 1st
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in reply to adambarnesphoto
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@ epic.
8:22 AM Mar 1st
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in reply to hyperbets
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I've been up for an hour and have booked 23 weddings, edited 12, responded to 194 emails full of praise, and solved world hunger. Slow day.
8:09 AM Mar 1st
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The key to covering up bad photography? Add a Photoshop filter and call it vintage. Thank you Anthropologie.
1:04 PM Feb 29th
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@ and balk at the idea of extra pages.
8:12 AM Feb 29th
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in reply to kamaliakamal
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Letme get this straight.You spent 10k on flowers that died.Yet the album that your grandkids will cherish isn't in the budget?Seems logical!
5:51 AM Feb 29th
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Ordered albums long before xmas cutoff. They're arriving today & I'm stuck overnighting for 1/3 the cost of each album?
10:32 AM Dec 23rd, 2011
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I'm gonna need a back hoe and a team of mules to pull this wedding out of my ass.
8:44 AM Dec 17th, 2011
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I sent 4 reminders & NOW you want your album for Xmas? I'm on vacation recovering from the near aneurysms people like you give me. PISS OFF.
4:14 PM Nov 29th, 2011
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I would rather have a bride come to my house and punch my children in the face than have them order 200+ 4x6 prints.
7:49 AM Nov 8th, 2011
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Why yes, bridetard, I do have super secret special pricing that's not on my pricing page. HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!
8:48 AM Nov 2nd, 2011
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Bridetards. Stop with the dogs at your weddings. They're dogs. They give even less of a fuck than I do.
4:33 PM Sep 26th, 2011
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"See I don't mind when people hate, Cuz that shits natural.
So it don't matter if they talkin', Cuz I get that dough!" - Mims
8:22 PM Sep 14th, 2011
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@ you're bitter.
5:33 PM Jul 27th, 2011
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in reply to chadfranz
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sh*t, why does this stuff always happen to my brides? now she's going to want a free reshoot.
10:46 PM Jul 21st, 2011
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Coordinatard, though the b&g pretend to like you, they don't. Much to your dismay, your black dress isn't an invisible suit. OUT OF THE WAY!
5:39 PM Jul 15th, 2011
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bridetards - your family photo list isn't an invitation to come up with as many pointless, asinine combinations of people as possible.
10:51 AM Jul 12th, 2011
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- Name bitter wedding fotog
- Location america
- Bio photographing weddings and loving almost every minute of it.
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