bitterwedphotog
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If you have to tell people you're a "professional photographer" that means you're probably not. Just say photographer.
2:54 PM Nov 24th
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People always ask me how I do my hair and makeup. I go over it in my upcoming workshop, "20 years of fabulous".
7:26 PM Nov 23rd
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No, I will not vote for you, groomhole, to win a free photography package from another photographer after you contacted me. .
6:51 PM Nov 23rd
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2009, the year the "pre BJ" shot blew up.
you know, the one with the guy standing and the girl sitting down holding on his leg. classy.
6:25 PM Nov 20th
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Amazing! RT @: [n]obody likes a [n]amedropper.
1:53 PM Nov 20th
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orange county portrait photographer. bay area wedding photographer. blog titles like these don't get you good quality jobs.
2:49 PM Nov 19th
from Echofon
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blog titles like these are really embarrassing.
2:47 PM Nov 19th
from Echofon
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Poor FOB. Do you think he feels proud of his little girl?
1:52 PM Nov 19th
from Echofon
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Redesigning your album using "COSTCO online" isn't cool...
9:14 AM Nov 19th
from web
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oh, i see...you've attended three workshops and have been shooting for a year...well of course it's time for you to offer a workshop! BARF.
9:28 PM Nov 18th
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Ick! Getting ready photos in a fully carpeted bathroom?! C'mon!!
7:25 PM Nov 18th
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Photographers that contact me pretending to be brides suck. Really? Get a life.
6:27 PM Nov 18th
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The oompa loompas called.. they want their orange back. So please, QUIT TANNING!!!
6:06 PM Nov 18th
from web
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"I'm calling to say how much I love 'your pics' on the web; are you the final decision maker?" Telemarking FAIL.
11:17 AM Nov 16th
from web
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Funny because its real. RT @: @ is probably the funniest twitter account I have stumbled upon...
5:32 PM Nov 13th
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Keep emailing me about when your photos will be ready, I'll just keep pushing them to the back of the line.
2:44 PM Nov 13th
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If you forward me questions you got to ask your photographer from Martha Stewart or the like, that email goes straight to the trash.
9:42 PM Nov 12th
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Just because your wedding is in November it doesn't give your guests free reign to molest me all night about doing xmas photos for them.
11:33 AM Nov 12th
from Tweetie
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Yes, it's entirely reasonable to request "edgy urban style" bridal party photos when your wedding's in the middle of nowhere. Idiot.
8:13 AM Nov 12th
from web
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SURE! I'll share my industry insight FOR COFFEE! I can't tomorrow though; I'm treating Warren Buffett to Olive Garden to pick his brain.
6:42 PM Nov 11th
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- Name bitter wedding fotog
- Bio photographing weddings and loving almost every minute of it.
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