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  1. Why are men such dirtbags?
  2. I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair!
  3. I'll be fine and dandy Lord it's like a hard candy christmas I'm barely getting through tomorrow But still I won't let Sorrow get me ...
  4. @YouLookGreat reminds you that nothing is ever anybody's fault.
  5. He goes from manic to suicidal and back in 0.2 days - I can't take it any more
  6. husband's wedding anniversary gift to himself: a new girlfriend
  7. more gifts from my husband - high blood pressure, crippling depression, hundreds of extra pounds...
  8. oh, wait! bipolar midlife crisis husband off his meds - it just keeps getting better
  9. lots of anniversary presents from the hubby - headaches, heartaches, stabs in the back, nightmares...
  10. the only thing worse than a husband with a midlife crisis is a bipolar husband with a midlife crisis
  11. Michael Jackson isn't really dead. Let's start the damn circus all over again!
  12. I dreamed a dream that life could be so different from this hell I'm living
  13. Rule number one about dieting- no one cares to hear about all the new lessons you've learned or hear you whine 'it's not on my diet'
  14. it's easier to start over than to unfollow 4 million people when you've gotten carried away