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BitterOldPunk

  1. Starting a band called The Plumbers. We do only ambient/doom/drone covers of Carpenters songs. Actually, that could work. about 5 hours ago via Twittelator
  2. @brightsides @gothlaw @phil138 Danzig is a punchline. A tiny, pouty punchline in a too-small t-shirt. Gene Simmons w/out marketing sense. about 7 hours ago via Twittelator in reply to brightsides
  3. Oh hey Amazon video has all of the Francis the Talking Mule movies about 20 hours ago via Twittelator
  4. @zarq2010 Thx 4 helpful Mets pitching history comment on MeFi. Was SURE Tom Seaver threw nono 4 Mets, but it was Reds. #wishfulthinking about 23 hours ago via Twittelator in reply to zarq2010
  5. @naxuu Of course he is. Last career left for those of a medieval mindset. about 23 hours ago via Twittelator in reply to naxuu
  6. @zarq2010 No shit? Wow. Cool! about 23 hours ago via Twittelator in reply to zarq2010
  7. @naxuu You have got to be fucking kidding me. That's despicable. And stupid. And stupidly despicable. And despicably stupid. about 23 hours ago via Twittelator in reply to naxuu
  8. This will make you want a beer. vimeo.com/42674279 5:46 PM Jun 1st via web
  9. "Klout believes you are influential about profanity." IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU GOT ONE RIGHT, KLOUT 4:59 PM Jun 1st via web
  10. @koboldstyle Basically if the singer is doing Cookie Monster vocals, it's death metal. If whispery screeches & howls, black metal. 3:54 PM Jun 1st via Twittelator in reply to koboldstyle
  11. @koboldstyle Death metal, OTOH, is more direct, more assertive, more concerned with musicianship and technique. 3:52 PM Jun 1st via Twittelator in reply to koboldstyle
  12. @koboldstyle Black metal often features deliberately poor mixing and recording. It sounds cold and far away. 3:50 PM Jun 1st via Twittelator in reply to koboldstyle
  13. @koboldstyle Death metal: growly, big guitars, musically complicated. Black metal: screechy, atmospheric, more "mood" than "technique". 3:49 PM Jun 1st via Twittelator in reply to koboldstyle
  14. It's like the Internet can no longer properly distinguish between zombies and cannibals. Here's a hint: ZOMBIES AREN'T REAL. 12:41 PM Jun 1st via Twittelator
  15. @koboldstyle Oops. They're really more black metal than death metal. For good old-school death metal, try Death. They were great! 12:01 PM Jun 1st via Twittelator in reply to koboldstyle
  16. @koboldstyle Try Kvelertak. Death metal with big riffs that doesn't take itself so seriously. 12:00 PM Jun 1st via Twittelator in reply to koboldstyle
  17. @arthurwyatt Yeah. It seems rather too calculated. DC wants props but can still brand-manage by tanking Earth 2 if there's any "backlash". 11:44 AM Jun 1st via Twittelator in reply to arthurwyatt
  18. @jay_beans Old habits die hard. "This reboot is crystal-clear and sure to get us new readers! Let's fuck it up." 11:30 AM Jun 1st via Twittelator in reply to jay_beans
  19. @arthurwyatt I'm having a difficult time summoning up any enthusiasm for what seems to me like "too little, too late". 11:28 AM Jun 1st via Twittelator in reply to arthurwyatt
  20. @jay_beans Yup. I mean, it's Earth 2. No one cares about Earth 2. 11:22 AM Jun 1st via Twittelator in reply to jay_beans