bitterlittleman
ok i think this is already boring
| bitterlittleman when i say "stomach" of course thats shorthand for "someplace between my stomach and asshole" |
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| bitterlittleman to follow up i do not have a shitman and while it would be fun to see a guy take a shit while running at full speed its not cool if its me |
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| bitterlittleman i am exercising regularly now and want to go out for a run but with my stomach a mess i am always worried i will shit myself :( |
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| bitterlittleman ok so i folded my tshirts and now they wont sit in the laundry basket all summer cause now it should be warm enough i dont need to wear them |
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| bitterlittleman im already starting to do away with things like apostrophes i think this will be an experimental crime twitter without punctuation |
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| bitterlittleman oh ok now i know why people get hooked on moronic shit like this. its because their lives are more bankrupt than mine. |
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| bitterlittleman i just threw my tshirts on the bed because im too lazy to fold them. they will probably sit in my laundry basket all week. |
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| bitterlittleman my dryer just finished. it was doing a load of t-shirts. |
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| bitterlittleman sorry, second-to-second minutia. |
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| bitterlittleman my stomach just grumbled again. |
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| bitterlittleman seriously why the fuck would anyone need to know the minute-to-minute minutia of someone else's stupid life? |
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| bitterlittleman this stupid fucking thing makes my blogger sidebar too wide. |
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| bitterlittleman my stomach won't stop grumbling. i'm pretty sure my guts are rotten. |
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| bitterlittleman i'm thinking this is dumb. |
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