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  1. totally kicking the shit out of fate. 2:04 AM Nov 4th, 2009 from web
  2. it doesn't count as being manipulative if you don't get the outcome that you want. 6:04 PM Nov 1st, 2009 from web
  3. you're a god, and it wears me out. 3:08 AM Oct 20th, 2009 from web
  4. you were meant for me, perhaps as a punishment. 5:29 PM Oct 11th, 2009 from web
  5. just because i can take it doesn't mean i should have to. 6:50 PM Oct 10th, 2009 from web
  6. i swear to god, you have the memory of a heroine addict. 12:56 AM Feb 16th, 2009 from web
  7. i am the proverbial tree in the forest. can you hear me now? good. 9:22 PM Feb 14th, 2009 from web
  8. i'm in a very "fuck it" sort of mood. you know what? i don't even want to twitter it, fuck it. 10:12 PM Feb 10th, 2009 from web
  9. is it sad that i have been cleaning my room for over three hours? yes. is that disgusting? yes. 8:42 PM Feb 8th, 2009 from web
  10. it takes so much effort not to make an effort. 3:53 PM Feb 2nd, 2009 from web
  11. how come everyone pretends they don't know each other on the bus? 7:38 AM Feb 2nd, 2009 from txt
  12. i'm sorry that i missed church today, i was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian. KIDDING. 9:36 PM Feb 1st, 2009 from web
  13. in situations such as this, there is nothing a good cup of tea can't fix. no rhyme intended. 9:05 PM Feb 1st, 2009 from web
  14. semester begins tomorrow, learn me, learn me good. 8:39 PM Feb 1st, 2009 from web
  15. http://twitpic.com/1ajzp - i have the best sense of humor ever. 8:22 PM Feb 1st, 2009 from TwitPic
  16. sometimes i wish i was a dude for the sole purpose of making dirty jokes without sounding like a child molester. GAWD! 7:50 PM Feb 1st, 2009 from web
  17. "I like my women the way I like my whisky; 12 years aged and mixed up with coke." 7:40 PM Feb 1st, 2009 from web
  18. i feel bad for the tobacco industry-how r they gonna support themselves-they can't advert to kids 'n all the regulars r dying off- pussies! 3:28 PM Feb 1st, 2009 from web
  19. going bowling. pray for me. 4:12 PM Jan 23rd, 2009 from txt
  20. what is the significance of twitter? enlighten me. 3:41 PM Jan 23rd, 2009 from web
  • Name j egan.
  • Location canada.
  • Bio i am the epitome of the irish stereotype.
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