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  1. jonas=love
  2. @philhissom crash?
  3. Nothing like the poor performace of a football team to bring out the inner expert in passionate men.
  4. wishing for quick recovery and healing for those affected by the tsunami.
  5. is not pleased that my current ear worm is the theme from Bob the Builder. Seriously, I used to be way cooler than this.
  6. that would explain why Ruby is so parentified and bossy. Their grandma is nearby, I have seen her before. I must get to the bottom of this.
  7. Seriously,do Max and Ruby live alone?that is just crazy. Ooo what if their parents were addicts, crashed out in the bdrm needles in arms.uck
  8. SOBBING at the trailor, "I'll eat you up I love you so." #wherethewildthingsare
  9. the world feels small today.
  10. Well isn't this just lovely and normal?#weirddollcollection
  11. caining works!#glee
  12. Just wondering, how do you decide if you want to have another child? #midlifecrisis
  13. @dooce, @blurb sending love and light your way in this time of uber-ucky people taking our their unresolved issues on u.
  14. Amazed the lenghts people will go to to make other people feel bad. You know you just look doochey, right?
  15. I always get nervous when I see updates via cell phone when people are reporting about driving.
  16. Zpack, steroids and eye drops, oh my.
  17. Still alive, though considering decapitation to address the variety of symptoms. Going to urgent care...pumping fists! woo hoo.
  18. @sarcasticmomlc I am a total dork..but you responding to me is like having a big movie star acknowledge my presense on the planet. woo hoo.
  19. is dying from the bubonic plague...or has a really bad cold, not really sure.
  20. @SarcasticMomLC I totally lose it when they go back to when he was a little boy. Great film.