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  1. I hope @daveexmachina will still be my friend after seeing my latest Video Alphabet post...
  2. The Video Alphabet: N http://bit.ly/53xVJO
  3. If anyone wants to stop by and clean the snow off my car, I won't complain.
  4. I played some Modern Warfare 2 multplayer today. Don't worry. I'm an atheist, and thus have no soul to lose.
  5. A Republican chiropractor from Woburn running against Ed Markey? Jokes become redundant.
  6. Growing Up 2600: Mastah and commandah http://bit.ly/5pOMS4
  7. I feel like listening to TARKUS and writing fanfic where @drinky and I ride giant armadillos into battle against the Crimson King.
  8. A grilled chicken sub and Galaga. This Friday night just got REAL.
  9. From hell's heart...I stab at thee. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd0C_Us31kk
  10. Dave's take on the nerdiocy I discussed today: http://www.daveexmachina.com/wordpress/?p=3629
  11. Not that jihad http://bit.ly/5sRCaZ
  12. @HitlerPuncher It's genetic, I have been told. Some folks' receptors are hardwired to strongly dislike it.
  13. There is no tasteful or acceptable way to use "Um, actually." It is the cilantro of idioms.
  14. So now the GOP is super-concerned about the quality of Obama's Secret Service protection? #graspingatstraws
  15. These young couples in Target ads always seem like they're five minutes away from a tragic gun-related ''accident.''
  16. Well but not wisely http://bit.ly/50k2je
  17. JAVELIN MAN!
  18. RT @mikesterling: Each of us who writes for @fakeapstylebook is a muscle-bound Adonis. Even the ladies. ESPECIALLY the ladies.
  19. I respect programmers who give no thought to end user efficiency...and by 'respect' I mean 'want to kick them in the nuts.'
  20. Today I get to assess the extent of the damage. It should be...interesting.