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  1. That internet is not going to read itself. 3:05 PM Nov 30th from web
  2. Whit: "Which will be worse: BLIND SIDE or INVICTUS?" 2:09 PM Nov 29th from Birdhouse
  3. Charlie Weis Charlie Weis Charlie Weis Charlie Weis Charlie Weis Charlie Weis 6:33 PM Nov 28th from Birdhouse
  4. Happy Turkey Parts Day to everyone, especially to the lonely @daveracki. I call giblet. 2:39 PM Nov 26th from Birdhouse
  5. Corn Spring Rd.: Home of the Corn Geyser and Corn Spa Filled With World-Famous California Corn! 12:06 PM Nov 26th from Birdhouse
  6. The weather's so nice it can melt your brain until you say you love global warming. 12:37 PM Nov 22nd from Birdhouse
  7. Fuck my heart. I'm hungry right now! 8:05 PM Nov 21st from web
  8. @lonelysandwich Rock me like a hurricane. 12:50 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to lonelysandwich
  9. How is cloud computing not a Ponzi scheme? 8:55 PM Nov 19th from Birdhouse
  10. @woolandmisc It's Ms. actually. See you soon. 4:12 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to woolandmisc
  11. Not to judge but that's more than a wee bit of grunting, stall neighbor. 5:27 PM Nov 18th from Birdhouse
  12. @in_flux I think you mean "the kitten mittens." 12:34 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to in_flux
  13. "They're" is on the endangered species list. 2:37 PM Nov 16th from web
  14. This is not nearly as big a gas as you think, Jack. 2:36 PM Nov 13th from web
  15. Wow, am I sorry I missed #indiemoviecliche. Although you learn a lot about yourself when you read the end at the beginning. 6:01 PM Nov 12th from web
  16. The most important trilogy question since Luke's ancestry: Will Ben Stiller's character survive LITTLE FOCKERS? 9:35 AM Nov 12th from web
  17. Hopefully that e-mail makes me less a bad friend. 4:26 PM Nov 10th from web
  18. @woolandmisc I'm afraid to ask what mission. 4:07 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to woolandmisc
  19. At what point does FOX start making televised pitches telling us for how pennies a day James Cameron can finish AVATAR on time? 10:45 PM Nov 9th from web
  20. I fear I sing too much. 6:54 PM Nov 6th from web