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RT @VizTopTips: EXECUTIVES. Dont waste money on anti-stress toys. Just fill a condom with diarrhoea and tie a knot in the end, and squee ...about 8 hours agofrom web
@viztoptips improve your self esteem by playing a game of tennis against a five year oldabout 8 hours agofrom web
@viztoptips hang old to your old VHS tapes then take them to the antiques road show in 2049. Be nice to Fiona Bruce, she will be a bit frailabout 8 hours agofrom web
@viztoptips save money on buying a 42 inch TV by buying a 19 inch and then watching it with binocularsabout 9 hours agofrom web
@viztoptips always carry a pack of dried dates around with you so you can casually say 'fancy a date' to a prospective partnerabout 9 hours agofrom web
RT @VizTopTips: RT @doctorcamel: ANT & DEC: Avoid having people getting you mixed up by having Ant in an ant costume and Dec always sit ...about 9 hours agofrom web
RT @VizTopTips: MARS BAR fans. Buy a Snickers bar and pick out the peanuts. Hey presto, a Mars bar and a handful of peanuts, all for the ...about 9 hours agofrom web
right. it's come to the point where i have to do the task i can't be bothered doing. i knew it would come eventuallyabout 9 hours agofrom web
my god how did it get to 7pm? got lots to do stillabout 9 hours agofrom web
