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  1. @viztoptips BUS DRIVERS it's fun to watch commuters run to try and catch your bus then pull away as they get close.
  2. @giraffetweet 24 jan, www.sky.com/sky1
  3. @kateru very cool. trying to think of some now
  4. RT @VizTopTips: EXECUTIVES. Dont waste money on anti-stress toys. Just fill a condom with diarrhoea and tie a knot in the end, and squee ...
  5. @viztoptips improve your self esteem by playing a game of tennis against a five year old
  6. @viztoptips hang old to your old VHS tapes then take them to the antiques road show in 2049. Be nice to Fiona Bruce, she will be a bit frail
  7. @viztoptips save money on buying a 42 inch TV by buying a 19 inch and then watching it with binoculars
  8. @viztoptips always carry a pack of dried dates around with you so you can casually say 'fancy a date' to a prospective partner
  9. one of the best twitter pages i've seen in ages: @VizTopTips joins @sexyexecutive as one of my fave funny twitterers
  10. RT @VizTopTips: RT @doctorcamel: ANT & DEC: Avoid having people getting you mixed up by having Ant in an ant costume and Dec always sit ...
  11. @kateru this is the best twitter account i've seen in ages! need to start thinking of some tips!
  12. RT @VizTopTips: MARS BAR fans. Buy a Snickers bar and pick out the peanuts. Hey presto, a Mars bar and a handful of peanuts, all for the ...
  13. right. it's come to the point where i have to do the task i can't be bothered doing. i knew it would come eventually
  14. my god how did it get to 7pm? got lots to do still
  15. RT @jackschofield: Google's 2009 Zeitgeist is now online http://bit.ly/8YLGBw
  16. @spliggle good old top 100 galleries - you truly are a sky movies man now!
  17. RT @LeighHolmwood: Just touched one of Jedward's hair. Not sure which. It was a lot softer than I thought
  18. RT @SarahBrown10: Happy St Andrew's Day - love today's Google UK home page with Edinburgh Castle perched on logo http://www.google.co.uk/
  19. Listening to woody allen stand up on my ipod for the millionth time. Funny funny man
  20. @kateru know how u feel. It's on days like today I wish I could a) drive and b) had a car