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  1. I'm going to change my name to JCVD - Jean Claude Van Dogge
  2. In my kennel. Tweeting with a long stick through the bars.
  3. Have you seen my blog? It's handsome. Yes, handsome. www.lifewithpaws.wordpress.com
  4. Long time no tweet. Wish I could say the same about my diarrhea.
  5. Just had a birthday ice cream cone... can I fudge my birth certificate and have it be my bday tomorrow too?
  6. It's my birthday today! 1 year old. Feels a lot longer than that - sorta like 7 years.... Hmmmmm
  7. I've been terminated! http://tinyurl.com/q5znny
  8. I think I've got the swine flu... http://lifewithpaws.wordpre...
  9. I sleep a lot. I'm sleeping now. Which means i'm sleep twittering.
  10. Ok now steak again.
  11. then a small fart...
  12. I smell a large delicious steak on the grill...
  13. Lake today. Chicago on Friday. They have lakes there, no?
  14. The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass every day. But here's hopin'!
  15. April Fools! Cats suck.
  16. I love cats. I love their slinking bodies and their non-neurotic and unselfish behaviors.
  17. Every morning, I get a cool washcloth to the face. This morning, the tummy was included. Ahhhh HEAVEN!!!
  18. I am a cherry on top of a giant blanket sundae.
  19. Dogs who run across streets shouldn't run across streets.
  20. The best way to wake someone up? Like their eyeballs. Duh.