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  1. @estherjoybunny That's super brave. I'd fear being expelled. Kudos to them.
  2. What happened to Kurt!?! #gaysharks
  3. New PPB! I'm sick of rumors flying...http://pinkpurpleblue.wordpress.com/2012/05/21/somebody-told-me/
  4. The Lord looks after children and fools, and I am clearly a fool.
  5. @CharKiNte Grey's finale, eh?
  6. What in the world is the deal with dubstep? Why is this a genre? Why is this a thing? How is this not just techno?
  7. @CharKiNte Isn't is obvious? This is the new evolution of dating ads. Forget OKCupid, you can play with Yoplait.
  8. @RixThorsell Break a leg, buddy!
  9. My hope is that I am currently more intoxicated than I think I am and that I will wake up tomorrow and my revelation will have been false.
  10. If @shondarhimes kills off Arizona Robbins tonight, I will not forgive her.
  11. New PPB! This is not a proposal, but... pinkpurpleblue.wordpress.com/2012/05/17/mar…
  12. I blinked and missed the Britanna kiss! Curse you eyes! #gaysharks
  13. I've been up since 4:30 AM and I'm currently freestyle rapping about Peter and Paul in Acts. These things seem related.
  14. New PPB! Don't be a jerk. pinkpurpleblue.wordpress.com/2012/05/09/thr…
  15. "Do you not understand what you mean to me?"#faberrylives #gaysharks
  16. Selena Gomez? Santana Gleemez! #gaysharks
  17. Welcome back, Quinn. #gaysharks
  18. Kurt, Blaine, there's no straightening out you CAN do. #gaysharks