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“Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
George Burns
6:00 PM Nov 30th
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“Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.”
Anonymous
5:50 PM Nov 30th
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Rodney Dangerfield
12:35 PM Nov 29th
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"We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by." -Will Rogers
7:30 AM Nov 29th
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much - Oscar Wilde.
7:16 AM Nov 29th
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Fly for lowest fares over Hollidays.
6:43 AM Nov 22nd
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Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.
Mark Twain
6:39 AM Nov 22nd
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A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
Mark Twain
6:35 AM Nov 22nd
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To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
Mark Twain
6:32 AM Nov 22nd
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
Mark Twain
6:28 AM Nov 22nd
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain
6:26 AM Nov 22nd
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Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain
6:22 AM Nov 22nd
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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Mark Twain
6:20 AM Nov 22nd
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$7500 crediit card for poor credit risks.app.cost only $2.78 for application
7:04 AM Nov 15th
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A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.Rodney Dangerfield
6:42 AM Nov 15th
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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, Look ... twins!
Rodney Dangerfield
6:36 AM Nov 15th
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Rodney Dangerfield
6:31 AM Nov 15th
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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
Rodney Dangerfield
6:27 AM Nov 15th
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
6:25 AM Nov 15th
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
5:48 AM Nov 15th
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