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  1. @dollypower, @lostairman, @jefftabaco, @signalite, i so appreciate yr following! i am changing my name to MChutney, pls follow! tytyty!
  2. @mmmfiber, @gibblesnix, @leftcoastgirlie, @beerafraid, i so appreciate yr following! i am changing my name to MChutney, pls follow! tytyty!
  3. follow MChutney my friends! bye!
  4. k everyone, I'm changing my name: MChutney. old name's 2 easy 2 connect 2 my RL and I am too often tempted to refer to its seedy underbelly!
  5. @leftcoastgirlie lolll re "Obama for your bday" :) happy bday anyway!
  6. @leftcoastgirlie nobody says you have to unpack. we moved, um, 18 months ago and are about 1/2 unpacked. to me, that's the true horror.
  7. @bandaids as long as there's more cowbell :)
  8. @cystsfts have you heard 'the no pussy blues'? awesome punk track. hilarious n good music too. (sorta related to songs abt uteruses, no?)
  9. @cystsfts that sounds like a song @tartytart has to hear. whenever she wakes up. maybe later this afternoon. staying up til 3 was dumb.
  10. ok, i'm on same schedule as @goblinbox. that's bad. since i'm like, how many time zones ahead? *smooches* anyway honey & welcome 2 today. xo
  11. @fatwallet right on! free at last...
  12. y do ppl put big household garbage bags in city garbage cans, so there's no room for dog poop? (or soda cans &c) selfish annoying pointless.
  13. @TartyTart ashford & Simpson look like zombies! srsly! and that 'solid as Barack' thing was a joke! a joke people! not a comeback opp'ty!
  14. @goblinbox oh please, i'm the same age as you, silly. just a joke. now will you smack me in the good way? please? :-)
  15. nother good one: Q: how does the legislature allow citizens to have a voice in government? A: by making a deal with them.
  16. @loudersoft oh god both awful. gonna say 'blogebrity' cuz much worse 2 think yr special cuz ppl read yr blog, than to admit u tweet a lot.
  17. ok, so she doesn't know what 'British' means - tho she knew to capitalize - but substitute any other meaning n it still doesn't make sense.
  18. A: The British had to be a certain height. ok, wtf? lol
  19. gr8 kid fail. Q: Describe two ways in which slave traders were able to fit a large number of slaves onto their ships.
  20. it's ironic that everyone's comparing O to Lincoln. Lincoln believed that Af-Ams had inferior intellect. Woulda scoffed at a Black prez.