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  1. i heard sarah palin's ghostwriter also wrote new moon. #newmoon #goingrogue about 3 hours ago from web
  2. Americans know something good when they see it. But then they buy tickets to see "New Moon." #newmoon about 13 hours ago from web
  3. RT @schlappattack "Just brought tix to see @birbigs at borgata on 12/12 Whos comming with me!?" I'm in! about 18 hours ago from web
  4. i'm in counseling with @starbucks. it's HER therapist, so i feel a little ganged up on. 9:10 AM Nov 21st from web
  5. RT @airplanesarah "You should get to writing that book. Chapter 4: Mermaid Boobs." Chapter 4 AND 5. Oh snap! 3:41 PM Nov 20th from web
  6. RT @cayers131 "Nope. funny is funny. Bang who or whatever makes you happy." Oh great. Now cayers131 thinks i'm gay. 3:41 PM Nov 20th from web
  7. RT @toddbarry "Hey @Starbucks I like your new instant coffee.Can u send me a few free boxes?I'm famous." Todd, u can't lie to starbucks. 3:38 PM Nov 20th from web
  8. RT @ValPancakes "i followed you because you are funny and cute. You look like you give great hugs." i think i'm gettin the vapors! 3:34 PM Nov 20th from web
  9. Sorry to RT myself, but tweeting is a great way to procrastinate "living." 3:32 PM Nov 20th from web
  10. look at @starbucks other tweets: "Nope. 2 teabags in a grande coffee is the default." BA BA BA BORING! 3:30 PM Nov 20th from web
  11. RT @cayers131 "I followed because (a) you're funny & (b) personal tweets, not just links." Did my faggot-ness factor in at all? 3:28 PM Nov 20th from web
  12. RT @MarkFromClark "Looks like @starbucks cheated on you with arbys." That's rough. I can't compete with all that roast beef. 3:26 PM Nov 20th from web
  13. RT @Starbucks "This has been fun, but I must move on. Another time? I'll bring the coffee, you bring the funny." Well played, Starby's. 3:22 PM Nov 20th from web
  14. @starbucks, have you met the guitar guy at the party? 3:20 PM Nov 20th from web
  15. RT @dtuck15 "just unfollowed @birbigs because he's a faggot and updates way 2 much" if you're homophobic, plz keep it strictly about that. 3:18 PM Nov 20th from web
  16. RT @PunkOnDeck "Are you sure you're not tempted in some young thing like @caribou_coffee?" Whoa, punkondeck. Show some respect. 3:16 PM Nov 20th from web
  17. RT @Chubs_KGun "Dane Cook start tweeting with Dunkin' Donuts next week, right? Or Mencia." Mencia always RTs but deletes the "RT." 3:14 PM Nov 20th from web
  18. @starbucks this is via @T3hWaffleman, but would you consider the prospect of "the Mike Brewbiglia?" 3:13 PM Nov 20th from web
  19. RT @sbnks11 "you have a lot of free time now huh?" I'm supposed to be writing my book and my screenplay. I'm procrastinating. 3:11 PM Nov 20th from web
  20. @starbucks, i don't mean to make you blush, but i enjoy your feng shui. I think it's feng sexy. 3:09 PM Nov 20th from web