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  1. CHARGERS!! CHARGERS!!! CHARGERS!!!! #SuckitEli
  2. You have no one to blame Carrie Prejean - You "did it to yourself." :) #Sextape
  3. @aliceinthewater I'd like to see the tape - It could be the only real display of her talent. :)
  4. Another shining example of contemporary Christian values. http://bit.ly/11KcaL #Prejean #Hypocrite
  5. @thepetshopboy Have fun. Sounds like a well-deserved respite. Drink one for me.
  6. CAO: Thanks for being the lone voice of reason in a vast sea of simpletons. http://bit.ly/1jMJQ5 #hcr
  7. GOP: The beatings will continue until morals improve. #hcr
  8. @OnceByton Senate has to pass the bill and the POTUS has to sign it into law.
  9. #TCOT Master Plan to Ruin #HCR: 1) Lament page count; 2) discuss calories; 3) object ad nauseum; 4) feign deep prayer.
  10. @OnceByton I'm mortified!! :)
  11. What a sad feeling it must be to think you're losing when someone else benefits. #GOPfail #HCR
  12. Wanna know when you have them? When you hear "objection, objection, objection!" Music to my ears. :) #hcr
  13. Definition of GOP #HCR:
  14. It's hilarious #tcots are calling for more "tea parties" post #hcr - That "movement" worked so well for them. :)
  15. Key to passing #HCR bill in Senate: Add "guns in emergency rooms" rider to gain the GOP vote. :)
  16. Filling a #tcot's free time post #HCR: 1) Porn; 2) bible study; 3) BB gun practice; and 4) redecorate mom's basement.
  17. Hey Boehner: Did you get the "guarantee" you were looking for? :) #HCR #douchebag
  18. Who knew we barely had it in us to care for one another? What a country!! #HCR
  19. I love the status quo's new mortality rate. #HCR
  20. @njvanwingerden Fair enough. I think the perception, however, is that the "plan" was too little too late. It wasn't substantive reform.