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biloon

  1. Dear @robdelaney, my sister is marrying your biggest fan, the lovely @hairsliver this weekend. Shoutout please? xxoo 9:44 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. I'm happy to be visiting Minnesota because... Old Dutch Dill Pickle Chips! twitter.com/biloon/status/… 9:39 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. So... Jennifer Holliday won American Idol, right? 10:05 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Sometimes I wonder if my scientist husband is "A Beautiful Mind"ing me. 11:35 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @DaveHolmes It was fucking great. 9:58 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DaveHolmes
  6. Uhhhh, if you don't know, @hannibalburess is fucking hilarious. Watch his 1 hr. special Animal Furnace on Comedy Central. Now you know. 9:56 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  7. I just watched my friend @ericandre 's show on Adult Swim and it was super duper awesome. I loved it so much. DVR that shit. 11:34 AM May 21st via web
  8. So if you're 6 months pregnant and you look directly at a solar eclipse, your baby will be Firestarter, right? Just checking. 8:50 PM May 20th via web
  9. This made me laugh a lot. From @DaveHolmes. daveholmes.tumblr.com/post/234234077… 8:49 PM May 20th via web
  10. Fellow LA Badgers, Babcock Hall ice cream sold in the freezer case at Oaks Gourmet on corner of Bronson and Franklin. You're welcome. 11:07 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. In what might be my last pregnant standupping, I will be doing the sold-out @comedybangbang tonight at 8:30pm at UCB. Stand by available! 3:55 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Today, I am six months pregnant. Could somebody please bring me potato chips, french onion dip and a frozen Coke? 2:34 PM May 14th via web
  13. @hairsliver I'm calling 911. 1:47 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hairsliver
  14. All my daughter has to do next year on Mom's Day is not kick the shit outta my insides & it will be an improvement.Way to set low standards! 10:59 AM May 13th via web
  15. Mr. President, when you send email w/subject "A Card For Michelle," I don't think it unreasonable I assumed it was for me. #disappointed 9:21 AM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @drewdroege I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU. 6:39 PM May 12th via web in reply to drewdroege
  17. Fuck you, NBC, for canceling Awake. This is no way to start my weekend. 8:03 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Spending an afternoon snuggling with dog on the bed as she is convalescing from her open-stomach surgery. twitter.com/biloon/status/… 2:40 PM May 8th via web
  19. The six thousand dollar piece of rubber extracted from my dog's intestines. twitter.com/biloon/status/… 6:02 PM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone