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  1. Barista at coffee shop blatantly flirted with me. I would be happier about it if barista wasn't a guy. I'm still flattered, though.
  2. Jesus. Glad this guy wasn't my pilot when I went to London: http://trunc.it/37yxu
  3. @lnelson08 I've been telling him since I started this thing a week ago that it was going to be epic. He says he does not care.
  4. @lnelson08 I've cut what I can cut. My editor said he doesn't care that it's long.
  5. Christ ... this story is 35 inches without factoring in the infoboxes and photos. Damn.
  6. Ok ... how did I get a long, blonde hair on my shirt? Seriously. I'm clueless.
  7. Guinness 250th Anniversary Stout = love.
  8. I think I found a birthday gift for my mom: http://chicago.craigslist.o...
  9. If my male downstairs neighbor actually KILLED his wife/girlfriend/baby momma/whatever, it might quiet things down a bit down there.
  10. "I've seen teams suck before, but they're the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked." - Homer Simpson, apparently referring to the #Bears
  11. I really shouldn't watch the #Bears. It just makes me angry.
  12. Wow. That was really dumb. #Bears #DevinHester
  13. Who's going to see the Trans-Siberian Orchestra tomorrow? Oh yeah. I am. RAWK!
  14. What's with all the employees shooting up their workplaces? First Ft. Hood. Then Orlando today? What's the deal?
  15. Ok, my neighbors really need to quit making my apartment smell like crappy pot.
  16. I like working from home, especially with my handy-dandy new laptop.
  17. @cultureshock You do realize, of course, that 30-year-olds can (and do) do both.
  18. YES! DURAN DURAN!
  19. Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" is on in the bar.
  20. Despite a start that would indicate otherwise, it looks like I may accomplish everything I set out to this week.