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billyjoelismint

Messi's still at it. Does he not know the season ended already with a disappointing result away at Everton? 1:23 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
@Chris_Hewitson @tsdbrown Good luck with the semi final lads 8:01 AM May 23rd via web
I really shouldn't let the grass grow that long as it makes the requisite dog-egg hunt particularly difficult.. 4:10 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
The bin was empty when I started. I think I let the grass grow too long... twitter.com/billyjoelismin… 4:04 AM May 22nd via Plume for Android
@Mathonar Looks like you got a better turnout than Chelsea! :D 1:08 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to Mathonar
@JOYPAD gits! 3:18 PM May 21st via GO Launcher EX in reply to JOYPAD
JOYPAD @billyjoelismint Brothers man. Always interrupting comedy tweeting no-one's reading. 3:14 PM May 21st via Twitter for Mac in reply to billyjoelismint Retweeted by billyjoelismint
@JOYPAD I had to pick my brother up from the airport and I nearly forgot! 3:10 PM May 21st via GO Launcher EX in reply to JOYPAD
@shiteseats #footballerbusinesses Jack and Bobby Charlston's dance academy 1:58 PM May 21st via TweetDeck
@shiteseats #footballerbusinesses George Weah - Heaviness Measurement Consultancy 1:51 PM May 21st via TweetDeck
@shiteseats #footballerbusinesses Mike Hooper's Super Duper Pooper Scoopers 1:46 PM May 21st via TweetDeck
@shiteseats #footballerbusinesses Lomana Luau Luau Hawaiian party planner 1:40 PM May 21st via TweetDeck
@shiteseats #footballerbusinesses Paul's Coals... fuel supplier 1:34 PM May 21st via TweetDeck
What number comes after umpteen? 12:29 PM May 21st via TweetDeck
ERROR I have ran out of Jaffa Cakes 2:37 AM May 21st via TweetDeck
@Mathonar Ah well I'm sure you'll make up for it at some point! It's been a canny season hasn't it? :D 2:37 AM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to Mathonar
@Mathonar Hung over? 1:44 AM May 21st via TweetDeck
@Mathonar Aye I don't envy you that. Apparently it was kicking off among them at the final whistle.. 9:26 AM May 20th via TweetDeck in reply to Mathonar
@Mathonar Crikey - you can tell they're all Yorkshiremen! Just won the playoff final and they still can't crack a smile! 9:08 AM May 20th via TweetDeck in reply to Mathonar
Well done #YCFC back in the football league! 8:56 AM May 20th via TweetDeck

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Name Matthew Wheeler
Location Ryton
Bio I'm like Aesop off of Aesop's Fables. Only what I have to say has no meaning whatsoever.

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