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  1. Skipped turning in a food stamps application to go apply for a library card instead. about 15 hours ago from txt
  2. MGMT should do a photoshoot at brgr w/a homeless Vanna White tearily peeking in the window. 12:48 PM Dec 1st from txt
  3. @eehouls new bio line 9:02 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to eehouls
  4. classic Mom bookshelf sighting: God Knows You're Stressed (one of the God Knows series) 8:14 PM Nov 30th from txt
  5. @annagrimm is it on the 'flix? it lived up to the hype. got a little sad. just as the shore should. 11:57 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to annagrimm
  6. Folding laundry while listening to The Entertainer. One struggle w/a sock pairing and this turns into a Buster Keaton scene. 12:45 PM Nov 28th from txt
  7. @microtard yeah they're the kinda knuckleheads I left behind so I could come into the city and fall in love w/girls like you. 11:23 AM Nov 28th from txt
  8. Watching a documentary about the Jersey Shore in 94 instead of going to a party w/the crew I last saw down there then. 7:45 PM Nov 27th from txt
  9. If you're starting up conversations about how bad a puppet comedian is, whos the real idiot here? 7:35 PM Nov 26th from txt
  10. @freshbeth pizza party! 12:26 PM Nov 26th from txt
  11. It took special anti-grownup rules for a toddler to beat me at Dora Candy Land. A moral victory nonetheless. 5:25 PM Nov 25th from txt
  12. @heydom sounds like a guy who truly loves john ham. 8:49 PM Nov 23rd from txt
  13. @microtard maybe have him trade w/Usher. 5:37 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  14. Dear Kurdt, Are the lyrics to Aneurysm 'bleed bleed out of me' or 'beat me out of me'? Never sure. Sing both. Yt, Billlie 7:57 AM Nov 22nd from txt
  15. Dreamed that two members of my family were having separate affairs w/Adam Carolla. 7:31 AM Nov 21st from txt
  16. Lightning flashed across the pitch black kitchen the exact moment I began sneaking chocolate ice cream straight from the tub. 1:02 AM Nov 20th from txt
  17. Always scanning subway cars for bumps under the pretense of being a good seat samaritan. That and the other thing. 2:34 PM Nov 19th from txt
  18. Dr Joy Brown is saying shes disappointed 'sexting' did not win Word of the Year as shes backed by Age of Consent. 8:23 PM Nov 17th from txt
  19. Two dudes in line agree that movies are not meant to be 'disturbing' or 'mad sad.' One says the book Precious is much better anyway. 3:36 PM Nov 17th from txt
  20. @TheRealTavie maybe they wish they were dead 11:11 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to TheRealTavie