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  1. It doesn't seem like Sade really exists. She's likes some weird cross between Iman and Beetlejuice. about 1 hour ago from web
  2. It's weird to think about Sade just, like ordering pizza, and making doody and stuff. about 1 hour ago from web
  3. Sade's first album in 10 years drops in February. Knowing Sade it will probably drop very softly and while you're rubbing yourself. about 1 hour ago from web
  4. Here's her new song! http://bit.ly/TJPVI I am genuinely happy that she has never evolved as an artist. about 2 hours ago from web
  5. Is it 1985? 1997? 2009? You never know when you're listening to Sade! about 2 hours ago from web
  6. Fucking is the new Golf! 7:40 PM Dec 11th from web
  7. My review of “Invictus”: Matt Damon is insanely hot. B+. 7:28 PM Dec 11th from web
  8. Going to see God of Carnage, now starring Annie Potts, who I've always considered to be the thinking man's Julia Duffy. 2:48 PM Dec 11th from web
  9. Surprisingly I was the only person at The Young Victoria premiere carrying a bag from Rite Aid. A boy needs his Zicam, kids! 11:20 PM Dec 10th from web
  10. Felt frightfully old getting food at a place that accepts "campus cash". Oh, campus cash, I miss you so! 6:28 PM Dec 9th from web
  11. Why are women so hot for Tiger Woods?? He looks like someone performed gastric bypass surgery on Fat Albert. 7:55 PM Dec 8th from web
  12. So many great DVD choices at Rite-Aid! Should I buy "The Last Dragon" or Whoopi Goldberg in "Call Me Claus"? 7:45 PM Dec 7th from web
  13. Holy Balljuice! I had a great weekend! 5:57 PM Dec 6th from web
  14. Can't theaters in NY ever do anything radical that's not just a "radical retelling" of something older than Judge Judy's pussy? 2:44 PM Dec 4th from web
  15. Man, I can't wait for the Culture Project's "radical retelling" of the Oresteia myth! 2:42 PM Dec 4th from web
  16. Observed at Starbucks today: Nothing worse than a woman who looks like Bob Dylan. 2:00 PM Dec 4th from web
  17. Starry nite @ Fela on B'way. Got final confirmation that Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick are hotter than Tony Shaloub and Marvin Hamlisch. 8:52 PM Dec 2nd from web
  18. Good news! I have the same marriage rights in New York state that I have in Haiti! 3:25 PM Dec 2nd from web
  19. Pardon me while Meredith Baxter and I pack our bags and move to Canada. 12:33 PM Dec 2nd from web
  20. Meredith Baxter comes out of the closet and its revealed that Nancy Pelosi spends $2000 on flowers. COINCIDENCE? 9:45 AM Dec 2nd from web