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  1. This Black Friday, I wish people would spend half the time they spend trying to stimulate the economy on trying to stimulate my genitalia. 7:05 AM Nov 27th from Birdhouse
  2. I'm awake at 5:30 AM, but not for your fancy Black Friday. Hint: elderly grandfathers are kinda like drunk roommates. http://post.ly/DXnH 2:34 AM Nov 27th from Posterous
  3. That said, on Thanksgiving 3009, the president will pardon a beaker, not a beak. 10:52 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  4. This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful that I don't quite have the assertiveness, courage, and discipline required to become a vegetarian. 10:48 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  5. @yongfook Links for both Magic Mouse middle-tap and middle-click (using 3 fingers) here: http://j.mp/3pvFAY. I've yet to try them, though. 5:51 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to yongfook
  6. I like my coffee like I like my irony: rich, dark, and not pulled out of Alanis Morissette's butt. 7:27 AM Nov 24th from Birdhouse
  7. @emilykhicks @nardosaurus I saw a shooting star, too. Leonids Meteor shower leftovers…or aliens saying "Whut up?" to D-town class of '06!? 12:11 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to nardosaurus
  8. If tea were a race, using the font Papyrus to sell it would be racist. Though if tea were a race, selling it at all would be pretty racist. 3:51 PM Nov 21st from Birdhouse
  9. I've yet to meet a broadcasting major with a respectable 'stache. Most know how to drink and pinch butts, however. I guess 67% is passing. 3:27 PM Nov 13th from Birdhouse
  10. Owners of Apple's new Magic Mouse: Do you have the same problems with it as with the Mighty Mouse? You know, confusing it with your Ped Egg? 6:53 PM Nov 12th from Birdhouse
  11. Seriously, this North Face stuff has to stop. These 3 girls in front of me all have the same jacket on. It's like a gang, but with FLEECE. 4:03 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  12. actuality (ăk'chū-ăl'ĭ-tē) noun 1. When reality kicks in and you realize you're watching a marathon of Surf & Rescue: Dewey Beach on truTV. 2:28 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  13. I helped remind a few Amish people about daylight savings by almost hitting them while trying to figure out how to change my car's clock. 12:40 AM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  14. @addisonkowalski This one's for you, homie: http://bit.ly/1aRP97 2:35 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  15. @jakeremington I think I totally walked by their pizza party. Were there a bunch of hobos? 6:33 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie in reply to jaketompkins
  16. @mattaukamp There were two old, bearded men sitting next to me who snuck in their own snacks kept grunting "What is Curves?" during @ylnt. 5:20 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie in reply to mattaukamp
  17. @mattaukamp Bummed I didn't bump into you while I was there. I had to run afterwards to catch the last train of the night. 5:14 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie in reply to mattaukamp
  18. @pete0r I don't have it set up yet. 5:07 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie in reply to pete0r
  19. Not that I'd watch a pirated stream of the World Series while riding the train home, but if I was it'd be working well: http://bit.ly/4EkfiT 5:03 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  20. Sorry teach, my to-do list got mixed up with my bucket list. Should I do the report or can I just nude bungee jump since I came prepared? 12:28 PM Oct 28th from Birdhouse