BillyBasil
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Why is everybody so surprised by the death of a 48-year-old crackhead? Willard Scott could've gotten Smucker's to sponsor her last birthday.
2:22 AM Feb 12th
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@ You're very welcome :o)
7:37 AM Nov 11th, 2011
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in reply to jfuchsmusgrave
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@ @ @ They're both equally worthless.
10:42 PM Oct 14th, 2011
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in reply to BrendaBren
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My album is now available on iTunes: , Zune: , and Amazon: .
10:49 AM Aug 28th, 2011
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"Hurricane," my ass. I see more violent displays of liquid every time I take that "lights hitting a disco ball" piss after sex.
8:19 PM Aug 27th, 2011
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My band's debut EP is finally available for purchase on iTunes! Please check it out and RT!
11:28 PM Aug 26th, 2011
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You know your self-esteem's low when you feel "unworthy" of shitting at a gourmet restaraunt you're eating at, so you opt for a gas station.
2:50 PM Jul 31st, 2011
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I hope was an organ donor, because those big fake tits of hers deserve to be a on a woman whose face doesn't look like a foot.
7:13 AM Jul 24th, 2011
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I hate when I have one unopened text that I can't find in my neverending chain of horse shit, taunting me with that stupid envelope picture.
1:12 PM Jul 21st, 2011
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The son of a bitch on the right stole my idea! She's mine! Get away from her!
10:37 AM Jul 17th, 2011
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@ We're on Facebook at and YouTube at
7:10 AM Jul 17th, 2011
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in reply to krepster68
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Hey, customers: if $6 more a month is such a fucking problem for you, maybe you should be working more and watching movies less.
6:23 PM Jul 13th, 2011
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Nate Berkus is gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys. I decided.
11:41 AM Jul 8th, 2011
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Ladies, quit hating on just because she is more beautiful than you, inside AND out.
11:39 AM Jul 8th, 2011
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Note to self: trying to avoid toll roads with the GPS isn't really worth getting lost in The Bronx at 3:00 a.m.
12:14 AM Jul 7th, 2011
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And the results are in: unprotected sex with at least 4 to 6 strippers (that I can remember) and STILL STD-free! All hail "The Teflon Dong!"
11:23 AM Jul 1st, 2011
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Gays shouldn't fight for the right to marry, but rather to abolish straight marriage. That way we'd be equally happy, not equally miserable.
10:00 AM Jun 25th, 2011
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I doubt the guy Christina Perri's singing about refers to it as his "Jar of Hearts." He probably calls it his "Collection of Cunts."
2:55 AM Jun 6th, 2011
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Wendy Williams has to be smuggling a hammy. Someone needs to grab her crotch à la "Crocodile" Dundee and let me know...please and thank you.
8:03 AM May 30th, 2011
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wow! I'm being followed by a future rockstar! Everybody follow @ and check out the music!
3:18 AM May 30th, 2011
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- Name W?ll P?p?g??rg???
- Location Washington, D.C.
- Web http://www.greysk...
- Bio Guitarist and songwriter for Grey Sky Eternal
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