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is admiring George from across the room and she has no idea how good she looks.7:20 PM Jul 5thfrom web
I look down at my feet at the urinal as I'm supposed to and the guy next to me has pink sandals. That's ok, they match his shorts.11:18 AM Jul 4thfrom Twitterrific
Happy birthday mom. I know you won't see this but I want everyone to know how wonderful you are and how much I love you.4:41 AM Jul 4thfrom web
figures with 34 mosquito bites, there is an incredibly good chance that he's going to end up with malaria.5:59 PM Jul 3rdfrom web
loves east coast beach attire: black shorts, black shoes, black socks and a cigar.1:24 PM Jul 3rdfrom web
is playing connect the mosquito bites and I think I just saw an image of Jesus. Call the Vatican!2:51 PM Jul 2ndfrom web
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