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BillSchulz

  1. @joederosacomedy and the gandalf pipe. yfrog.com/oe4dcvnnj about 8 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  2. Oh shizznuckles. "Black Caesar" is on MGMHD. I had a dealer that adopted that name. #ThinkHesDeadNow about 13 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  3. @rscooter27 mixed reviews on "dictator". Ill wait for a cable viewing. #CantAffordToBuyATicket about 13 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to rscooter27
  4. Gay rights movement. A gay hater ("gater") watches "Bruno" & would think "they ARE coming for our kids". RT @jjohn10369 what movement? about 13 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  5. Haven't seen "Bruno" since in theaters. And it still makes me laugh. But...God. It is a minstrel show. Doesn't help the movement. At all. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  6. Keeping a marriage fresh. MT @King12String Wife sat on my glasses and broke them, but in her defense, I probably should have taken them off. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  7. Went from @illoydwebber to @TheoCaviness tonight. #Downgrade about 13 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  8. And now Bruno is handcuffed to his assistant's crotch. We've all been there. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  9. Watching "Bruno" and feel bad about child services taking away his black baby. Happened to so many of my super illegitimate daughters. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  10. And we found a good rooftop. Or in the case of ur drink? A roofies top. RT @illoydwebber: Enjoying evening view of #fleetweek W/ @BillSchulz about 14 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  11. Currently have a little pool of sweat in belly button. Anyone know any elves who are looking for a hot tub to hang out in? about 24 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  12. @DanaPerino ur more supportive than a sports bra. I thank u for ur #RedEye love, m'dear. PS Totally wearing a sports bra right now. 6:34 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to DanaPerino
  13. Ur sex scenes have finally made me physically ill, "Girls". Congrats on following through w/ earlier flirtations of vomit. 9:42 PM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  14. I really like the orange dress ur wearing today @MichelleDBeadle I have a lot of fashiony thoughts if u've got an hour. #CallMe 2:05 PM May 24th via web
  15. Can I be the dinosaur they're shooting at?MT @FabFreakaNature Look I bought 4 #TreatYoSelfDay twitpic.com/9ostjp Wanna come ovr & play? 2:03 PM May 24th via web
  16. Affleck is not bad, man. As a director and actor. This is the boston I remember. And it was totally scary. #ILoveNewYork 1:41 AM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  17. Lived there for 5 years. And loved it. But every night u would either worry about, or get into a fight w/ angry white d-bags. 1:30 AM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  18. Watching "The Town". Accurate. That really is CharlesTown and Boston. 1:27 AM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  • Name Bill Schulz
  • Location Melancholia
  • Web http://foxnews.co...
  • Bio Proud single father of three wonderful, albeit totally illegitimate, daughters. Well, I’m told they’re wonderful. Don’t really see 'em much.
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