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billmuel

  1. Human pez dispenser.
  2. I was never okay with having sonic the hedgehog in super smash brothers.
  3. I love when you go to take a picture on iPhone and the camera is facing forward and you are making a dumb fa instagr.am/p/LGJTD9SW7h/
  4. To my nephews "don't cry, it's nacho night!"
  5. 214 days until Christmas!
  6. @bobert5353 I stayed on west 88th street when I went up and fell in love with UWS. Can't imagine living there!
  7. My mom : " I don't want to do squats, I want to eat soup."
  8. If I would have known about franks hot sauce as a child I would have eaten all the vegetables.
  9. @nintendonick Tuesday might be good.
  10. @nintendonick Saturday day time should be good.
  11. @sjhaymon yeah. We all want you leave too.
  12. @Sinclairity bummer. You should try composing/drafting in google docs, it keeps a persistent save of what you are writing.
  13. "Dragon will attempt to prove it is safe to be allowed into the 220-yard safety zone around the station."
  14. I fell like the spaceX Dragon is courting the ISS. "The Dragon's solar panels have unfurled and are now powering the craft."
  15. @AnnThurber it's a pretty douchey night club. I was however pretty mesmerized by all of the long lady legs walking around. And I had rosé.
  16. @calbarwick well, you've probably never heard of them anyway.
  17. Flashing.....Lights instagr.am/p/K1Fe3nSW71/
  18. If I wanted fluffy brownies I would have gotten cake. These brownies at @ladykategazaway 's incredibly intimate house show are solid though.
  19. It's a @mparden secret show instagr.am/p/K07_ZxSW3K/
  20. @Brandi_Lindsey I always wondered what it would be like to be rooting for the away team in a strangers field.