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billmaher

  1. #MemorialDay weekend is here! The day when Americans never forget. Until the 10th beer, then they forget
  2. Kudos to #ColinPowell for endorsing same sex marriage! I tell you, this country is turning gay faster than a freshman at Smith College.
  3. To my friend #S.E.Cupp Hustler's "Celebrity We'd Like To See With a Dick in their Mouth" this month - u know who it was few issues back? Me!
  4. @MittRomney’s Best Choice for Vice President:... (blog post) say.ly/AST3og8
  5. I c Obama and Romney have dueling ads on Bain;Bam says facts back him up,Mitt says time is an artificial construct,no such thing as the past
  6. @HBO #RealTime @MittRomney: Dispatches from the Bubble (video clip) say.ly/czv3n7v
  7. With the indomitable Liz Smith at her literacy gala - read from The NEW New Rules, now in paperback! yfrog.com/gyzvhkuj
  8. Why even listen to #MittRomney on foreign policy? His entire FP experience is 2 yrs trying to brow-beat Frenchmen into joining his cult
  9. I'm in NY today for my great friend Liz Smith's Lincoln Ctr Literacy Partners Gala @LitPartNYC to end adult illiteracy bit.ly/K4u5Xa
  10. Tough day for #BobbyJindal - his guy called Mitt's guy about the vice-presidency and they told him just send in a headshot.
  11. @HBO #RealTime: Romney Baby Onesie's (video clip) say.ly/wgq3lyH
  12. Trying to be taller than the last great Knick ex Senator Bill Bradley yfrog.com/mnhyquj
  13. A condo in Manhattan sold for $90 mil! That seems outrageous, but then again u can't expect #MittRomney to live in Queens
  14. @HBO Friday's #RealTime guests: Dan Rather, @thejoelstein, @BillBradley, @MCaruso_Cabrera and @jeremyscahill.
  15. @HBO Real Time #NewRule - #Tattoos (via @youtube video clip) say.ly/zIa3k8P
  16. #JohnEdwards trial: Rielle wanted to tell press she was abducted by aliens. #Romney said "Don't drag ME into this!"
  17. This new habit of everyone in the stands wearing the color of their team is deeply disturbing.If I wanted to feel North Korean I'd eat a dog
  18. Doing Conan today - talk show tapings keep getting earlier - at 2pm - guys, I'm a comedian not a farmer!