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billinkc

  1. @mayday814 dad, I think he's gonna pork her
  2. twitgoo.com/5vx1ms "305 ways to cook pasta". Every one of them starts with boil water. I want my money back
  3. @SQLPrincess Like the new avatar
  4. @SirSQL But at least you have ideas of what to have for supper, right?
  5. Yes, yes, this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it... this land
  6. @DevNambi @SQLSoldier It might be nice to hear my shrieks on the DVDs as they drag me out of there
  7. @jeffrush #ISeeWhatYouDidThere
  8. Someone remind in early October that I want to dress as Rick Astley for Halloween. A portable Rick Roll should be popular
  9. Early bedtime, party of one (three year old)
  10. @sqlconcepts Tell me about it. I convinced them to leave it be b/c I'd have to change all the ETL & reporting code so hopefully they forget
  11. @grrl_geek The calf sticker looks better ;)
  12. I think you should make all those NULLs into zeros. > I do that in presentation layer. But it's not right > ummm yes is it
  13. @SQLChicken Don't forget to ask about what drive letter. D is for the data drive, F is for the Fast one, L for Logs, B for backups...
  14. @LincolnSSUG That's spelled *AWESOME* thank you very much
  15. Don't know if this is new for #sql2012 #SSIS but OMFG, this rules. Cannot insert duplicate in object T... Values (2012, 1, <NULL>, 801)
  16. I now have great love for @emeraq Finally, a bot that does not suck
  17. @grrl_geek The chocolate coating makes it go down easier
  18. @grrl_geek You donna suppose you coulda speeda things up?
  19. Can you send us a copy of that report w/production numbers? You realize that's the reason for this project existing? Tomorrow is good
  20. @fkearney Awesome! Maybe I should have talked to Valorem...