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  1. I love running gigantic update queries. I hate running them out of order.
  2. The addition of Trek Pez dispensers seriously skews my Star Trek vs. Star Wars toy ratio.
  3. @ronga Say hi to Koosh for me.
  4. I thought this morning that I was in the 90% of Pandora users that listened less than 40 hours a month. I thought wrong.
  5. That's okay, @ronga. I thought the Internet came in a spray can.
  6. I discovered another Thing I'm Good at Because I'm Ridiculously Tall: Painting. No ladder? No problem.
  7. Negotiation class came in handy. Apt broker says no big dog. We anchored on a Great Dane, then threatened to walk. We settled on a Boxer.
  8. Dear @guardiannews: The average tweet is sent to 126 users (not, the average Twitter user has 126 followers). Cite: http://bit.ly/VmH6s
  9. Back from camping. Surprisingly, I was not eaten by bears.
  10. My student loan provider just sent me a "congratulations on graduating" letter. 5 word summary: "Heil, your ass is mine."
  11. @ronga Because my laptop doesn't fit in the shredder.
  12. Deleting millions of files is harder than I thought.
  13. @nettak You can't be taken seriously as a married couple in America without expensive creamers and goblets. Hard to explain.
  14. I'm going to be around Cupertino/Mountain View today (Monday) with a few hours to kill. If anyone wants coffee, I'm buying.
  15. My brother and I exceeded the legal "That's what she said" limit while assembling a grill this afternoon.
  16. Back in California.
  17. Bye bye, Tokyo.
  18. Anyone have cool Tokyo recommendations? @LaurenDavis, @juliah6 and I head out at the end of this week.
  19. Grad party at the Heil home in San Jose -- children graduating from grade school, high school, and grad school. Time to be a bad influence.
  20. @joeyAghion Wow. Yeah...did not remember saying that. At least the headline font isn't ridiculously large.