billfelty
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on the train. conductor: "the first car is our quiet car. all conversations must be in a silent whisper". wtf?
about 5 hours ago
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sign on subway: "attorney's available to advice you". i'd be worried if my law firm couldn't hire anyone who passed english 101
about 10 hours ago
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there's a nip in the air. oh, look, ... two
about 10 hours ago
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tin man: orrh crh. scarecrow: what? tin man: orl crn. scarecrow: huh? tin man: oil can! scarecrow: oil can what?
3:46 PM Nov 22nd
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australian concertgoers shocked to discover britney spears lip-syncs. they are also upset that queen latifah is not really royalty
11:41 AM Nov 20th
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pay-what-you-can preview of "the :nv:s:ble play". tonight 8pm. walnut street theatre studio 5. yippi!
3:49 AM Nov 20th
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having a veggie burrito with hott salsa. two t's
2:11 PM Nov 18th
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miley cyrus calls "twilight" a cult. meanwhile, I suppose her stripper pole dancing on an ice cream truck is just good, family entertainment
9:01 AM Nov 18th
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load-in!
11:51 AM Nov 17th
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levi johnston did not go the full monty for his playgirl shoot. guess he decided it better not to show the world his shortcomings
7:30 AM Nov 17th
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space shuttle atlantis launched carrying "cargo". i'm hopin' it's powdered gatorade to go with all that water they just found on the moon
11:38 AM Nov 16th
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only 926 hours 'til christmas!
7:10 AM Nov 16th
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so teenagers are now using bread bags 'cuz they can't get condoms? there some yeast infection joke in there but it's all way too sad...
5:58 AM Nov 16th
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fixin' to watch "2012". lines outside the theatre. lines inside the theatre. people tryin' to sneak in. everyone wants some disaster porn
5:42 PM Nov 13th
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i think hilary swank has a boyish charm. if they had to marry a woman, 9 of 10 gay men would probably marry hilary swank. or tobey maguire
1:30 PM Nov 13th
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nasa reports "significant water" on the moon. thank god we spent $10 billion to figure that out. i am THIRSTY
10:15 AM Nov 13th
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nyc office workers who ran out of confetti during the yankees world series parade instead threw unshredded confidential financial documents
7:30 AM Nov 13th
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saw a sign "don't even THINK about parking here". i tell you what, I stood right there and thought about it
5:42 AM Nov 13th
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because we've not been punished enough, the national enquirer (my top news source) reports there's a jon gosselin sex tape. prep the popcorn
2:11 PM Nov 12th
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wynonna endorses Alli. which causes "anal leakage". i guess she's a little cranky
10:22 AM Nov 12th
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- Name bill felty
- Location new york city / philadelphia
- Web http://www.billfe...
- Bio theatre director, acting teacher, artistic director, funseeker
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