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  1. The philosophy of Mr. T hasn't got me anywhere today 6:58 PM Dec 21st from UberTwitter
  2. It was only a matter of time before Santa had a sex tape http://www.billdoty.com/2009/12/santa-sex-tape.html 12:58 PM Dec 21st from web
  3. One of my favorite actresses in the whole world is tweeting now @Elizkeener. She's going to be huge someday and forgot who I am 8:03 AM Dec 21st from web
  4. if only spilled coffee, bed head and eye boogers were sexy. 8:23 AM Dec 20th from web
  5. This xmas morning I should finally be able to complete my lump of coal collection. I'm uber pumped 4:29 PM Dec 19th from UberTwitter
  6. my coffee cup and I have decided to take our relationship to the next step. I'm nervous yet excited 8:19 AM Dec 19th from UberTwitter
  7. Just finished up my double double with some starbucks. Tis the season to be a fatty 6:18 PM Dec 18th from UberTwitter
  8. Now that I'm older I realize that driving a big rig is probably nothing like portrayed on BJ and The Bear. 4:15 PM Dec 18th from UberTwitter
  9. Someone needs to do a reboot of Dreamscape. Anyone? 2:05 PM Dec 18th from UberTwitter
  10. Once again my application to the Make a Wish Foundation was denied. I'm NEVER going to get my pony! 7:55 AM Dec 16th from UberTwitter
  11. OMG I got second lobster in the nativity play! I am so happy!!! 8:23 AM Dec 14th from UberTwitter
  12. Two words: two words 3:53 PM Dec 13th from UberTwitter
  13. Did we ever get a ruling if it is okay to pee in the shower? 9:21 AM Dec 12th from UberTwitter
  14. someone needs to explain to me a little better exactly what a golden shower is next time before I say yes. 1:40 PM Dec 11th from web
  15. I don't know if I could love a girl who didn't have really big coffee cups 8:35 AM Dec 11th from UberTwitter
  16. I've learned that when trying to prove my point in an argument, I shouldn't quote Ron Jeremy to support my case. 9:31 AM Dec 9th from web
  17. I only have 465,239 copies of my exercise DVD left so you better act fast! Operators are standing by! 2:31 PM Dec 8th from web
  18. I accidentally just put my snuggie on backwards. I think I just invented the robe!!! 11:29 AM Dec 8th from web
  19. http://twitpic.com/sm6z3 - I can't express the amount of heat this thing is putting off. 6:39 PM Dec 7th from TwitPic
  20. @RockstrNinjaGrl I was just trying to update the baby ones she has. So she knows I eventually got bigger 6:37 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to RockstrNinjaGrl