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  1. @Caissie I've been happy with Tweetie, Caissie. Functionally, exact same as Twitterfon. But no ads, and the app is just $2.99.
  2. "Nobody really even knew about Prince Walter II, anyway." (RT @thelindsayellis)
  3. @PFTompkins Thank you, and I'm glad you're still alive. I've had similar post-tweet existential crises.
  4. Mostly I feel sorry for little Blanket Cronkite.
  5. Really, are there any nerf herders who aren't scruffy-looking?
  6. @MRLindstrom thanks, we'll try to make it a good birthday for you.
  7. Before I retire -- remember, one week from tonight, Rifftrax panel / live riff at S.D. Comic-Con, hosted by @Veronica. Fri. 7/24 7:15 PM
  8. Met Walter Cronkite once, at the now-defunct Cable Ace Awards. Such a gentleman, to spare a few minutes for this clownish fanboy. R.I.P.
  9. @hodgman Jamba Juice = dead to me. (Was previously, but now exhumed, re-deadened.)
  10. @johnmoe I would have been honored to learn of Cronkite's passing via the @Real_Ron_Artest, but alas: CNN.
  11. @BillCorbett "Hospice Mines of Kessel" #failedhospicenames (RT @MiklCraw4d)
  12. @StoneMovies @kwmurphy @clastowka You're gonna give my beer to that goat, aren't you? http://www.twitpic.com/aoxqd
  13. @jjlava Thank you kindly.
  14. ...No mas! Must...get work...done #TryingToGetWorkDone ...ARRRGGGHHHHH, NO!!!!!
  15. Soylent Green Outlet 317 #failedhospicenames
  16. @ZenMonkey True! Me = accidental branding genius.
  17. Relax-N-Die #failedhospicenames (there you go, @Nerdessence)
  18. RT @JetWolf Can I option for the cheese cubes instead of excellence?" // Yes! See Betty in Accounting.
  19. Thank you for all of the Follow Fridayeses. I will reward you with excellence. Barring that, cheese cubes.
  20. This made me El Oh El. Note name; read from earliest tweet up: @thisreallyhurts (via @Randazzoj)