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  1. @Randazzoj No below-the-waist nudity in office before 4 PM.
  2. Man, my "Month of Nothing but Tone Lōc -Based Jokes" is off to a rough start. Strap in, everyone.
  3. RT @NancyPantsjr "oye vey, Bill." // I don't disagree with that.
  4. Restaurant query: was just served Medina, and it's satisfyingly funky, but... room temperature. Send back?
  5. @Arkemath Yes! Funny.
  6. Roger Ebert AKA @ebertchicago gives big thumbs-up to Siskel & Ebert tribute by Rifftrax vet That Guy With The Glasses: http://bit.ly/WIuYd
  7. "Why is Joseph holding a bottle of Jack Daniels?" (RT @Jason_Hyde) // I'd drink if I had to spend the night in a barn.
  8. RT @VirginiaCorbett "I wasn't aware Mary and Joseph had a dog.... http://yfrog.com/j7x10mj // ABC presents NATE, THE CHRISTMAS NATIVITY DOG!
  9. @BadAstronomer Why "should?" Cripes, man, give yourself a break. You can smack down the vast Mayan prophecy lobby without it.
  10. @dentednj BURN.
  11. #thingshaterssay "I hate you."
  12. @johnmoe You might wonder how to respond properly when your grotesquely-named restaurant is torched. May I suggest consulting AndrewWK?
  13. @Caissie LO(quickvomit)L!!!
  14. "You and me both. Thanks for that." (RT @mocoddle) // I live to serve!
  15. Just used phrase "low-hanging fruit" and feel nauseated by images of septuagenarian men walking around the gym locker room.
  16. @PFTompkins No shame. We all went for the low-hanging fruit. Hell, it's the weekend.
  17. @Caissie Last week my place The Beserk Lamb gave away 1000s of ice cream sundaes. Delightfully beserk! (We're out of business now.)
  18. @PFTompkins @Caissie That chicken, it's like he's... crazy, or something!
  19. @beautifulmind1 Yep. Probably manufactured in Japan.
  20. Me teach good! // RT @RizzIUP "Just nominated @BillCorbett for Most Educational to Follow http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards "