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  1. @Randazzoj No below-the-waist nudity in office before 4 PM. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to Randazzoj
  2. Man, my "Month of Nothing but Tone Lōc -Based Jokes" is off to a rough start. Strap in, everyone. about 10 hours ago from web
  3. RT @NancyPantsjr "oye vey, Bill." // I don't disagree with that. about 10 hours ago from web
  4. Restaurant query: was just served Medina, and it's satisfyingly funky, but... room temperature. Send back? about 10 hours ago from Birdhouse
  5. @Arkemath Yes! Funny. about 14 hours ago from web in reply to Arkemath
  6. Roger Ebert AKA @ebertchicago gives big thumbs-up to Siskel & Ebert tribute by Rifftrax vet That Guy With The Glasses: http://bit.ly/WIuYd about 14 hours ago from web
  7. "Why is Joseph holding a bottle of Jack Daniels?" (RT @Jason_Hyde) // I'd drink if I had to spend the night in a barn. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. RT @VirginiaCorbett "I wasn't aware Mary and Joseph had a dog.... http://yfrog.com/j7x10mj // ABC presents NATE, THE CHRISTMAS NATIVITY DOG! about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. @BadAstronomer Why "should?" Cripes, man, give yourself a break. You can smack down the vast Mayan prophecy lobby without it. about 18 hours ago from web in reply to BadAstronomer
  10. @dentednj BURN. about 18 hours ago from web in reply to dentednj
  11. #thingshaterssay "I hate you." about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  12. @johnmoe You might wonder how to respond properly when your grotesquely-named restaurant is torched. May I suggest consulting AndrewWK? about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  13. @Caissie LO(quickvomit)L!!! about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Caissie
  14. "You and me both. Thanks for that." (RT @mocoddle) // I live to serve! about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  15. Just used phrase "low-hanging fruit" and feel nauseated by images of septuagenarian men walking around the gym locker room. about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
  16. @PFTompkins No shame. We all went for the low-hanging fruit. Hell, it's the weekend. about 19 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to PFTompkins
  17. @Caissie Last week my place The Beserk Lamb gave away 1000s of ice cream sundaes. Delightfully beserk! (We're out of business now.) about 19 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Caissie
  18. @PFTompkins @Caissie That chicken, it's like he's... crazy, or something! about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
  19. @beautifulmind1 Yep. Probably manufactured in Japan. about 20 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to beautifulmind1
  20. Me teach good! // RT @RizzIUP "Just nominated @BillCorbett for Most Educational to Follow http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards " about 20 hours ago from Tweetie