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  1. Watching Sid Davis's great 1968 social-education short "The Bottle and The Throttle" on TCM/TiVo. Did you know alcohol is bad? Me neither!
  2. Number of things that are wrong with Boz Scagg's "Georgia": None. None things.
  3. Lawrence O'Donnell is a smart guy, but the reason his "Hardball" pales next to Matthews' is a little thing I like to spell "C-R-A-Z-Y."
  4. "Wait. Who? I-- Shit. I thought that was Maya Angelou." http://bit.ly/P4nk4
  5. "Wait. You're gonna do what? No, I'm sorry, I was mistaken before. He's definitely Spartacus. That guy. Not me. Him." #1stdraftmovielines
  6. "The stuff that dreams are made of. Oh, wait, no: it's a statue of a bird. I think. I'm pretty drunk." #1stdraftmovielines
  7. "Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects. {Points at Rick and stage-whispers} But this guy did it." #1stdraftmovielines
  8. "You're going to need a bigger boat, or possibly an armored hovercraft of some kind." #1stdraftmovielines
  9. LA pot factory on fire: You know how people say "These jokes aren't gonna write themselves"? Sometimes they do. http://tinyurl.com/noe23v
  10. MSNBC grave-rob coverage: There's no story of human tragedy that isn't made vastly sadder by a hard cut to the freecreditreport.com guys.
  11. Pelosi shows political courage, says... Wait. What is she saying, now? http://bit.ly/wDZgc
  12. Jackson-Lee: MJ an "icon" and a "legend." Throw in "visionary" for the trifecta, lady. You're just doggin' it otherwise.
  13. Something I did not previously know: According to Al Sharpton, Michael Jackson "taught the world how to love." So he had that going for him.
  14. I'm so pleased Flavor Flav asked me to pass along this beautiful poem today. It's called "Shit Is About To Get Ill All Up In Here."
  15. This just in from Touré: Overused hack pseudo-intellectual media commentator cliché of the day is NARRATIVE. That's "NARRATIVE." Pass it on.
  16. Oh jesus fucking christ. #mjmemorialcoveragejustfuckingshootmenow
  17. MSNBC: Let's see... Gloria Allred, Al Sharpton... I only need Jesse Jackson for Mic-Chaser Bingo.
  18. MSNBC: The Jackson funeral is a big enough event to render Eugene Robinson and Touré functionally equivalent. Heck of a job there, Jacko.
  19. MSNBC reporting immediate family to take solid-gold jetpacks from Forest Lawn to Staples, and will buzz Liz Taylor's house on the way.
  20. Private funeral procession for grief-stricken family? Check. Live satellite feed from inside same? Double-check.