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  1. If it weren't for box wine and Frank Deford's wise, bemused NPR commentaries on the wacky world of sports I think I'd just go postal.
  2. Call in the dogs, it's all over: South Park's "Imaginationland: The Trilogy" is the greatest work of art of the 21st century.
  3. The Brazil blackout is bad, but you have to admit the candlelight adds a warm, nostalgic glow to the savage combat of rival street gangs.
  4. Twitter's live update feature is like a dimwitted teenager plucking at your sleeve because he thinks something interesting just happened.
  5. On the slim chance that any of the crows in my backyard are literate and own computers: I am going to shoot you, you fuckers. Fair warning.
  6. So I can watch the rest of MNF or I can watch last week's "Friday Night Lights" for the second time on TiVo. Yep, this is a no-brainer.
  7. RFC: A scale to quantify how long you can watch a '60s comedy before its badness overwhelms its quaintness. Units to be called "Swopes."
  8. Useful concept, the fair catch: "I basically give up right here, so please don't hurt me." It should be applicable to other areas of life.
  9. You gotta admire the delicate precision of the deal Pelosi crafted -- only selling out *poor* women's abortion rights. Kudos! #stupak #hcr
  10. Yeah, healthcare reform is important, but now I'm never gonna find out if prison is a soul-searing hell on earth. Thanks for nothing, MSNBC.
  11. And right here is where Rodney Dangerfield should enter the chamber and shout "Let's party, Poindexters." I miss you, Rodney. #hcr
  12. Thanks to everybody who RT'ed my crass Eric Cantor post, even if you all did cut the joke to make it fit.
  13. I'm not proud of that last one.
  14. Mr. Speaker, I'd like to recommit my foot to Eric Cantor's ass. With what? "instructions"? Oh, I've got an instruction for him. #hcr
  15. Say this for the House Republicans: Their haircuts are mag-fucking-nificent. Also: Freedom! And something about illegal immigrants. #hcr
  16. If Boehner's beef with the Dem bill is that it's dull, I'm sold. #hcr
  17. "Now, I'd like to turn to this enormous color-coded seating chart for The Olive Garden." #hcr
  18. "That's hyper-bowl." You know, if my name were "Boehner" I'd be more of a stickler about pronunciation. #hcr
  19. So Mike Pence and Eric Cantor go into a bar. And that bar suddenly becomes intolerable. #hcr
  20. @DavidCornDC Spent the afternoon doing just that. It was a blast. What I'm saying is, I want a cut.