billbarol
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The best 15 minutes in the last half-hour of SNL have been the ones I spent re-watching "What Up With That" twice.
9:47 PM Nov 21st
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Oh, Kenan Thompson. Thank you. Just... Thank you.
9:09 PM Nov 21st
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Dear Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Yes, by all means, make me laugh. When do you plan to start?
8:44 PM Nov 21st
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"We never hang out anymore." "We hung out yesterday." "We FOUGHT yesterday. That's not hanging out."
1:41 PM Nov 21st
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Just figured it out: Intelligentsia charges $5 per cup of coffee because of the high labor costs involved in justifying a $5 cup of coffee.
1:19 PM Nov 21st
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There's a great Green Living street festival in Venice today! I walked through it as fast as I could to get to the cheesesteak truck.
12:59 PM Nov 21st
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I like the fact that there's a Knicks/Nets game on MSG right now. It's cute.
12:04 PM Nov 21st
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Quick, turn on CSPAN. The guy who does your dad's taxes is speaking.
11:41 AM Nov 21st
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Oh, I get it now... Health care reform is, at its heart, about Blanche Lincoln's political problems back home. OK then!
11:34 AM Nov 21st
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"Let's plumb these issues, because health care reform sure needs some plumbing! Madam President, amirite? Come on, up top!"
11:32 AM Nov 21st
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Blanche Lincoln's sure been studying up on those "Talk Like Bobby Jindal in 36 Hours" CDs, hasn't she?
11:30 AM Nov 21st
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FLASH: Offscreen CSPAN announcer Quiet McWhisperyman refers to quorum call as "a break in the action on the Senate floor." Thank God! Phew!
11:18 AM Nov 21st
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I'm trying to get up a head of steam to livetweet the Senate debate, but they're just not as dumbass bozo funny as the House guys.
11:15 AM Nov 21st
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@, because I have absolutely no remaining shame.
11:14 AM Nov 20th
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You know, Bravo should really just go ahead and start airing gay porn.
10:30 AM Nov 20th
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Be fair, now. Don't blame Fox News for the Palin video snafu. Blame Gregg Jarrett.
12:16 PM Nov 19th
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Squeeze's "Some Fantastic Place" is the song about a dead girlfriend that I most sing along with.
11:47 AM Nov 19th
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Twitter changes the question: I'm just disappointed they didn't choose my suggestion: "What you talkin' bout, Willis."
11:36 AM Nov 19th
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...What? Why yes, I do like Streisand's covers of Laura Nyro songs. ...So I'm what, now? Huh. I never thought of that. But it makes sense.
3:31 PM Nov 18th
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Just got the official RT feature. It's a little like looking around your wedding reception and wondering who those people at the bar are.
1:24 PM Nov 18th
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- Name Bill Barol
- Location Santa Monica, CA
- Web http://billbarol.com
- Bio I'm a freelance writer, but what I really want to do is not get paid for microblogging: trueslant.com/billbarol
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