billbarol
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If it weren't for box wine and Frank Deford's wise, bemused NPR commentaries on the wacky world of sports I think I'd just go postal.
about 6 hours ago
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Call in the dogs, it's all over: South Park's "Imaginationland: The Trilogy" is the greatest work of art of the 21st century.
5:54 PM Nov 10th
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The Brazil blackout is bad, but you have to admit the candlelight adds a warm, nostalgic glow to the savage combat of rival street gangs.
5:23 PM Nov 10th
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Twitter's live update feature is like a dimwitted teenager plucking at your sleeve because he thinks something interesting just happened.
5:02 PM Nov 10th
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On the slim chance that any of the crows in my backyard are literate and own computers: I am going to shoot you, you fuckers. Fair warning.
4:39 PM Nov 10th
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So I can watch the rest of MNF or I can watch last week's "Friday Night Lights" for the second time on TiVo. Yep, this is a no-brainer.
8:22 PM Nov 9th
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RFC: A scale to quantify how long you can watch a '60s comedy before its badness overwhelms its quaintness. Units to be called "Swopes."
2:28 PM Nov 8th
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Useful concept, the fair catch: "I basically give up right here, so please don't hurt me." It should be applicable to other areas of life.
12:40 PM Nov 8th
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You gotta admire the delicate precision of the deal Pelosi crafted -- only selling out *poor* women's abortion rights. Kudos!
12:34 PM Nov 8th
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Yeah, healthcare reform is important, but now I'm never gonna find out if prison is a soul-searing hell on earth. Thanks for nothing, MSNBC.
8:28 PM Nov 7th
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And right here is where Rodney Dangerfield should enter the chamber and shout "Let's party, Poindexters." I miss you, Rodney.
8:13 PM Nov 7th
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Thanks to everybody who RT'ed my crass Eric Cantor post, even if you all did cut the joke to make it fit.
8:07 PM Nov 7th
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I'm not proud of that last one.
7:53 PM Nov 7th
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Mr. Speaker, I'd like to recommit my foot to Eric Cantor's ass. With what? "instructions"? Oh, I've got an instruction for him.
7:52 PM Nov 7th
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Say this for the House Republicans: Their haircuts are mag-fucking-nificent. Also: Freedom! And something about illegal immigrants.
7:36 PM Nov 7th
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If Boehner's beef with the Dem bill is that it's dull, I'm sold.
6:45 PM Nov 7th
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"Now, I'd like to turn to this enormous color-coded seating chart for The Olive Garden."
6:36 PM Nov 7th
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"That's hyper-bowl." You know, if my name were "Boehner" I'd be more of a stickler about pronunciation.
6:34 PM Nov 7th
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So Mike Pence and Eric Cantor go into a bar. And that bar suddenly becomes intolerable.
6:20 PM Nov 7th
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@ Spent the afternoon doing just that. It was a blast. What I'm saying is, I want a cut.
6:08 PM Nov 7th
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- Name Bill Barol
- Location Santa Monica, CA
- Web http://billbarol.com
- Bio I'm a freelance writer, but what I really want to do is not get paid for microblogging: trueslant.com/billbarol
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