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billba

  1. @robconery With iced coffee you get condensation.
  2. @Southworth His soul has been crushed by his job just a little bit more.
  3. @emilyreads I'm really not that shallow (looks deeply into soul) nevermind.
  4. @emilyreads Thanks for solving that mystery.
  5. @muppetaphrodite Porn. Obviously.
  6. @emilyreads Why exactly am I compelled to reply to every tweet you make? What spell have you cast on me? I NAME THEE WITCH!
  7. @emilyreads Everything would be easier to carry that way.
  8. Digg up our Pimp My Bookcart winners! http://digg.com/odd_stuff/U...
  9. @bookofbiff Our jokes are testacular.
  10. @emilyreads Also acceptable: "Bernie", "Nard-dog", "West Side Storyteller".
  11. @bookofbiff Really? Not "Today's comic's got balls?" Too obvious?
  12. @Southworth To be fair, a phone call at 11pm wakes you up pretty well too.
  13. Twitter at 2:28am, you are letting me down.
  14. The nice thing about IMAP is, when mail starts going all crazy, I just delete all my local files and resync.
  15. @malki I see what you did there.
  16. @hijinksensue I just now came downstairs to check on what was going on down there. Geez.
  17. @malki I'll need to see your visa.
  18. @eliopoulos That's not fair, I think you... oh sorry, thought you were someone else.
  19. @hijinksensue Yipes.
  20. @emilyreads (signs termination order)