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BikeRanger

  1. "...a claim on status and privileges..." The talk @tedtalks doesn't want to post: j.mp/JT7snK
  2. I heart my Niner. ( @NinerBikes Air 9, that is. )
  3. What do you call it when the dog strapped to the roof of your car shits all over the place? j.mp/JzxeMK
  4. Then on the eighth day, god hid fossils everywhere, just to fuck with the critters he made in his image.
  5. Meanwhile, in Tennessee: j.mp/IQDlim
  6. "...dropping mice that have been laced with poison and fitted with parachutes out of helicopters..." Just sayin'.
  7. Stay classy, @Adobe! Critical @Photoshop security flaw patched only in a $200 upgrade. j.mp/IKYH1T
  8. Come on, 99%: j.mp/KKpE1e
  9. RT @brandonsouba @jasonfried: Good reminder from high school science teacher: "Never believe yourself to be completely certain of anything"
  10. Coming up: Quick in-depth pablum on breaking crisis by vaguely credentialed foamer. But first: Candy thief caught on camera!
  11. Let's start a school on Sunday mornings where kids go to learn about #science
  12. Celebración del Cinco con dos ruedas, cerveza para desayuno.
  13. "What we have here, is a failure to utilize congruent nomenclature."
  14. Art of Dr Seuss May 3-26 @ShafferFineArt, preview tonight. #1stThurs
  15. RT @techieshark Portland Mayor's race: follow the money. bit.ly/IqewFU
  16. No idea what made your dog so neurotic. Not a clue.
  17. RT @tomtomorrow @JohnFugelsang: Just give me the deets, as Americans have so little time for details we can no longer use the word 'details'
  18. RT @IraRyanCycles WRITE A LETTER TO SAVE MCKENZIE RIVER TRAILS! savemckenziebridge.com
  19. RT @brx0, @chocobohomo: To "lose" your socks is to misplace them. To "loose" your socks is to unleash their powers on an unsuspecting world.
  20. Grape jelly everywhere. Can't escape grape jelly. ( @emilianoJordan )