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  1. Wow. The new Friday the 13th has the longest fucking introduction I've seen in a while.about 4 hours ago from web
  2. @shaycarl http://twitpic.com/aige8 - Just plug it in like it is, it'll straighten itself out I'm sure.about 5 hours ago from TwitPic
  3. Note to self: Take it easy on forearm workouts. Can't slap the ham properly for days after. Wait..what?about 9 hours ago from web
  4. @shaycarl You're not on drugs are you? Oh god, please don't start chasing people around butt naked and demanding oral sex! STAY IN SCHOOL.about 13 hours ago from web in reply to shaycarl
  5. @Ace77man I already did.about 13 hours ago from web in reply to Ace77man
  6. Today's video is up, assault with a deadly penis: http://bit.ly/Hw6I3about 14 hours ago from web
  7. @bravesgirl5 How inappropriate are we talking here? Fart joke inappropriate, or massive naked hairy man orgy inappropriate?about 15 hours ago from web in reply to bravesgirl5
  8. Urge to kill, rising.9:46 PM Jul 14th from web
  9. @PhillyD A blessing to african-american movie goers everywhere.9:26 PM Jul 14th from web in reply to PhillyD
  10. @kassemg I'm sure Scully would take a hyphenated last name...but that might add to the confusion.8:59 PM Jul 14th from web in reply to kassemg
  11. @bigwhiteseth is 53% hetero. Check yourself and others at http://tinyurl.com/natxro7:59 PM Jul 14th from web
  12. Oregon trail IRL? Hilarious. http://bit.ly/GY1Kd5:51 PM Jul 14th from web
  13. @kassemg Is there something for the guys?2:45 PM Jul 14th from web in reply to kassemg
  14. @DeniseVlogs @EmptyIsAwesome Congratulations you two!2:13 PM Jul 14th from web in reply to DeniseVlogs
  15. @kassemg I get that feeling when I drop a wicked deuce. One of the seat grabbing sweat rolling down your face ones. Whew.10:22 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to kassemg
  16. @CameronM82 The fuck are you talking about, oh master shit talker?9:46 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to CameronM82
  17. @itsBrent Don't pass up a hooker if you happen upon one.9:15 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to itsBrent
  18. @THETENTHPLANET Sure didn't, I got hammered and forgot. Saw some of the highlights, Lesnar beat some ass!8:55 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to THETENTHPLANET
  19. This cracks me up, Frank Zappa on Crossfire in 1986 talking about censorship: http://bit.ly/AsbdV8:15 PM Jul 13th from web
  20. What's that? 115 degree heat index? FML.7:40 PM Jul 13th from web