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  1. Pumpkin drank at brick store pub hoo ha
  2. target is selling a t-shirt that is just a picture of a shark from the 10th result of a google image search for 'great white shark'
  3. I'm either starting to get sick, or my nose looked into the ark of the covenant.
  4. my murder is currently being animated #archer
  5. @h1661n5 Well that's just morrison being Himself. Just use a magic sigil and fix reality it if it bothers you so much.
  6. @h1661n5 hater
  7. Climbed up stone mountain today. Did you know if the confederacy won the war we'd all be driving Ducky Boats?
  8. still tired from last night. Stayed in on a saturday and installed windows 7. Will buy hundreds of animes and half nude sculptures next.
  9. @aewsome my wife is there now. One of her friends is a tour person for Gaslight.
  10. 2 people dry humping with the blinds open on the ground floor - What are things you can see in my apt parking lot.
  11. "Just like Cheers but with naked ladies" - stip club sign.
  12. kid breaks rules to go on an amazing adventure to find meaning of friendship. Along the way, he discovers the ground at terminal velocity.
  13. Went to Taste of Atlanta and felt like I had a full meal from just Chicken and Waffles.
  14. Upgraded my bike today to a touring road. http://digs.by/WDj
  15. The 30Rock porno parody film is as arousing as the source material. I mean if you ever wondered what Frank looked like naked... here you go.
  16. someone handed me a bottle of beer on my way home tonight. Can't get no mo smug.
  17. traffic is jammed in midtown. No quick way home... for everyone else. Gonna ride my bike home smug as shit tonight.
  18. also I am going to celebrate with rum and pizza to cancel out any health benefit from biking.
  19. #Archer officially going from 6 to 10 eps. I'm going to celebrate by buying a bike that weighs less than 70 lbs.
  20. I now only own one pair of comfortable shoes, and they are pink and have my name written on them. One of these other pairs needs to STEP UP