bigmartinluther
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Some of my staunchest and stupidest followers live on a diet of worms. I don't have the heart to tell them. Keeps them v slim, to be fair.
about 2 hours ago
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RT @: If Pinocchio said "My nose is about to grow," what would happen?
4:52 AM May 1st
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@ @ Reckon a 2nd viewing is required for me too. Largely down to the gin and tonic just before. There are gaps.
4:45 PM Apr 28th
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in reply to theeverett
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Things I miss about Catholicism - no. 1: swinging a big ole incense ball around me to give the impression I'm transfiguring. Great drama.
2:10 PM Apr 15th
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Aren't the stars very, very beautiful.
10:38 AM Apr 12th
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Anyone seen The Blues Brothers? Any good? Feel like I should have watched it by now but, you know, life gets in the way.
7:36 AM Apr 6th
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If you're reading this, Jesus loves you tons. Happy Easter Tweeps!
11:31 PM Apr 5th
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Big Martin and wife (aka Katie) are going to get a wee kitten this week. There's literally nothing you can do about it.
11:20 PM Apr 4th
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Tip: when you meet me for the first time, please don't say, "Wow, I expected your voice to be deeper!" I have a squeaky voice. Get over it.
2:59 PM Apr 4th
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@ How about "To my dear friend, Big Martin Luther. Thanks for everything. Yours in Protestantism, Tim. PS Peace be with you"?
3:06 PM Apr 2nd
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in reply to TimKellerFAKE
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@ Truth. You're tempted to read it cause you know it will make you more like Jesus but your panicky mind is elsewhere.
10:05 PM Mar 30th
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in reply to TimKellerFAKE
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Heard its National Cleavage Day! Is it just celebrating the female cleavage because I feel my own deserves to be celebrated?
9:43 AM Mar 30th
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Saw a bumper sticker saying "Keep Calm and Buy My Indulgences". It's got Tetzel's fingerprints all over it! TETZEL! FACE ME LIKE A MAN!
9:10 AM Mar 30th
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As a pastor, I must spend 75% of my time meeting people for coffee. So I know coffee. "What coffee is best?" you say. I say "McDonalds".
1:33 AM Mar 28th
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Pulled a muscle in me arm doing rigorous and vigorous air guitar to "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon.
1:08 PM Mar 26th
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If someone was to do a fake account of me, I'd want @ to do it. He's a brother of great integrity and humour and soul.
9:10 AM Mar 23rd
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They ask you for your name now & write it on your cup?!
"My name is Martin Luther. Big Martin to my friends. So you call me Martin Luther".
8:56 AM Mar 23rd
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In Starbucks. Hate it cause it's The Man. But also love it because it is a very tasty The Man.
8:46 AM Mar 23rd
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Working on a rap to make me again.
"I'm gonna hammer my 95 theses
Into your face, leave it in 95 pieces!"
Too gangsta?
4:42 PM Mar 21st
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Big Martin's 100th tweet! Gotta make it epic... um... uh... trying to think of an hilarious 95-theses-based pun... nothing. Sorry.
4:21 PM Mar 21st
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- Name Big Martin Luther
- Location Fréjus, Côte d'Azur, France
- Bio Former Catholic Priest and a founding father of the Reformation. I'd now describe myself as emerging itinerant preacher. Retired and loving the conversation.
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