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biggreenwhale

  1. Why hello, state and federal taxes. How are you today?
  2. Evelyn, telling me about her doll: "My baby is naked because he bonked his brain on the door. Now he likes to be naked."
  3. Finishing Zombieland, then I may watch Star Trek again. Or perhaps, if I'm feeling particularly stupid, Transformers: Tiny Peen = BOOM.
  4. The Palm Pre commercials with Paley McForehead have an effect on me that is probably opposite to what they are going for. VIOLENCE.
  5. Evelyn pronounces Taco Bell as "Tacto Bello." It's adorable.
  6. In this town we call home, everyone hail to the pumpkin song.
  7. I'm eating Tinker Bell fruit snacks. SO. MANLY.
  8. Third day on my diet, can I keep this up? Been to the gym two days in a row, let's hope I can make myself go tonight too.
  9. I am a complete asshole today.
  10. Just a few weeks ago it was 80 degrees. Today, the low was 26 degrees and we might get five inches of snow. I truly love Minnesota.
  11. What the crap, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince movie...no battle at the end? Talk about anticlimactic.
  12. Oliver just took his first real crawling "step." The Doom Time (full mobility) is nigh.
  13. Pam's sister is Sarah Newlin? I can see the Office/True Blood fanfics now...
  14. It just wouldn't be Minnesota without snow in October.
  15. First G.I. Schmo, now Transformers : Revenge of Michael Bay's Tiny Peen. Will my brain survive the awesome stupidity? Stay tuned!
  16. It's Leif Erickson Day, and I MISSED IT. What will Spongebob think of me? And I'm Minnesotan, too. Bah!
  17. Anyone want to watch our kids so my wife and I can go the zombie pub crawl on Saturday? Eh? Ehhhh?
  18. Crystal cut my hair, I shaved, and I trimmed my eyebrows. I feel like a grown-up again!
  19. I'm re-watching the 1st half and catching up on the 2nd half of Heroes season 3. I'm impressed by how much better the 2nd part is.
  20. Furiously cleaning my kitchen whilst listening to Apocalyptica.