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  1. RT @DevilsThumbRnch: Tomorrow's the big day! Tommelfest fun starts at 10am, Brethren Fast is at noon and free skiing classes throughout ... 12:39 PM Dec 11th from web
  2. Happy for an overheated laptop today. Hoping no one walks in and sees me warming my feet on it. 11:37 AM Dec 7th from web
  3. @tgarvisgraves Phew. Thought you'd just been a figment of my imagination. Either that or I was really drunk for a year. Either way. 6:07 AM Dec 2nd from web in reply to tgarvisgraves
  4. Picked up dog poop. Bought dog food. Fed dogs. Picked up dog poop. The circle of life. 10:37 AM Nov 28th from web
  5. @mtpojar You tired of Petey yet? 10:36 AM Nov 28th from web in reply to mtpojar
  6. Pardon me, Ma'am? Your sousaphone is going to rust. Sticky valves are no way to kick off the holidays. http://tinyurl.com/2oh2eg 9:24 AM Nov 19th from web
  7. RT @TheBloggess: Am I the only person who suspects Anissa is waking up bc she wants to ruin all my inappropriate coma jokes? I'm kind o ... 4:04 PM Nov 18th from web
  8. RT @DevilsThumbRnch: Found out the DU Ski Team will be giving free ski lessons at Tommelfest. Think we can convince them to teach wearin ... 11:50 AM Nov 18th from web
  9. I think the best thing about pilates is the lean and toned way my arms appear afterwards as I stuff 47 Fun Size Snickers into my cake hole. 1:56 PM Nov 11th from web
  10. @devilsthumbrnch http://twitpic.com/p1lto - Wish I was there. 3:21 PM Nov 10th from TwitPic
  11. Busy filling out paperwork to go on Disability...because with this new Galaga App for iPhone, I am totally "unable to work." 7:50 AM Nov 10th from web
  12. After 40 it's more embarrassing to have a curling iron burn than a hickey. Now to explain how I got a hickey on my forehead. 9:06 AM Nov 9th from web
  13. Wow. Who'da thought? Jon Gosselin is emotionally abusive, girlfriend says - http://bit.ly/52wQv #cnn 3:37 PM Oct 28th from web
  14. Learn all my sandwich secrets and comment to win a biggo boxxo bread all your own. http://tinyurl.com/ykjakjb 6:15 PM Oct 27th from web
  15. @Crazycanuckblog You can usually get it from safeway if you call ahead...did you already find that out? 5:38 PM Oct 21st from web in reply to Crazycanuckblog
  16. The whole world looks like a powdered donut. Refraining from licking the sidewalk. At least while anyone's looking. 5:48 AM Oct 21st from web
  17. I'm putting this on my resume: RT @badbanana I went into advertising because black t-shirts are slimming. 2:36 PM Oct 14th from web
  18. You'd think that at some point in the last 15 years I'd be so comforted by houserattling snores that I'd drift off to slumberville. Um Nope. 5:43 AM Oct 14th from web
  19. I always want to sing the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria to the tune of Atchison Topeka and the Santa Fe. But it really doesn't work. 1:46 PM Oct 12th from web
  20. Harry Connick Jr. has proven his love for me ONCE AGAIN with latest album. When will his silly supermodel wife understand he only loves me? 4:44 PM Oct 8th from web