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biggieswalls

  1. I need a whole extra bag just for my device chargers. #technology twitter.com/biggieswalls/s…
  2. One would think I would be packed by now considering I leave for the airport in an hour.
  3. The REAL lifelong question: Did Shannon Doherty always have a gap in her teeth?
  4. @jamiepenno @OG_TonyV That's ok, we planned on ditching you immediately anyway.
  5. 12 hours from now i'll be sitting in an uncomfortable plane seat hoping a fat person doesn't sit next to me.
  6. They say "real men don't wear purses". I wear a purse. Consider that saying proved wrong.
  7. T minus 2 days.
  8. @MrStanYoung Stuff newspaper in them next time right after you take them off, it will help prevent that. Amateur.
  9. @AtotheMM clip is still too ambiguous!
  10. I dare you to give me another word that describes itself better than "clothes hanger".
  11. Peppermint smelling urinal cakes have turned me off peppermints for life.
  12. Been at work since 7am, i'm really trying to earn this vacation.
  13. @bigredhansen @jamiepenno #cph Oh Penno didn't tell you? We've pledged to keep this entire trip dry.
  14. I feel like Crave cupcakes relies completely on women having bad days for business.
  15. Not a bad roof top view twitter.com/biggieswalls/s…
  16. James Bond's drink is no longer a martini, a $40 million payment from Heineken made sure of that.
  17. @brie_elise appreciate the backwards hat, it's like a doosh warning flag. #iwearbackwardshats
  18. My color blind friend grew up thinking grass was brown. What an idiot.
  19. Am I the only one tempted to chew the gum stuck to the bottom old the bus seat? I bet it's watermelon.
  20. @dansgoodside first step, work on your grammar before you write her. Or, you could just call her, maybe? Was that joke done already?