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bigfrignhammer

  1. WI nationally ranks #1 in the export of cheese? no. beer? no. Bovine Semen? dingdingding yeppers #onWisconsin datcp.wi.gov/Business/Expor… 8:48 PM May 30th via web
  2. Talked to 2 UW 98-00 alums that never heard of #ButchsBolognaBash or #BucksBar. I don't believe they went to #UW ! #bringButchsBack! 10:37 PM May 25th via web
  3. Hope's friend:"so-and-so said the S-Word!" Hope: "She said Shush? ...Shut-up?" #shedoesn'tknowswearwords #proudfather 7:13 PM May 24th via web
  4. Went to #Avengers .....again. #Betterthesecondtime 7:58 PM May 23rd via web
  5. Last week my 1st grader tested at a 5th grade reading level-This week says lighter boogers taste better than darker ones #crashingback2earth 5:17 PM May 21st via web
  6. @RickWarren I have a friend who not only planted a church near Hell, but started a Seminary as well. He needs help and prayers. 4:47 AM May 19th via web in reply to RickWarren
  7. Seriously, its only Wednesday? #cmonweekend 5:42 PM May 16th via web
  8. My first grader just tested at a nearly 5th grade reading level! #smarterthanmealready 7:31 PM May 15th via Mobile Web
  9. realized that I ate no meat on Sunday. Started craving better gas mileage and thought big gov was good. Ate beef yesterday. #backtonormal 7:04 AM May 15th via web
  10. @PaulAzinger Rugby has its own concussion problem time.com/time/nation/ar… 7:16 AM May 11th via web in reply to PaulAzinger
  11. @twhiddleston you were great in Avengers! terrific acting #Iwillhavethatdrinknow 7:51 PM May 9th via web
  12. Could totally go for some Shawarma right now! #HulkSmash 7:05 PM May 8th via web
  13. Really want to see #Avengers ...again....and again...and... well you get what I mean. #Awesomemovie #HulkSmash 6:46 PM May 8th via web
  14. The fourth is strong with this one. #starwarsday #Maythefourthbewithyou 5:42 AM May 4th via web
  15. @jockosports @AndyKendeigh7 "Tom Tuttle from Tacoma Washington!" #CandyandHankstoofunny 8:01 PM Apr 28th via web in reply to jockosports
  16. @JohnStatz It is now my goal to have people consider meat on a stick fancy, posh even. 7:11 AM Apr 27th via web in reply to JohnStatz
  17. @whitebuffalo98 Maybe she was talking about your suntan lotion SPF? 7:08 AM Apr 27th via web in reply to whitebuffalo98
  18. OMG #MaySweeps has started! I better step up my game....oh wait, I don't work in TV anymore, forget what I just said 2:24 PM Apr 26th via web