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  1. Stop calling it Black Friday! That’s racist! (I think.)
  2. @IsCool No, that's timidity posing as wisdom.
  3. But most of all, I'm thankful for this quivering mass of disembodied sentiments. I love you Twitter. Happy Thanksgiving.
  4. No wonder I had such a hell of a time preparing the turducken. Turns out I stuffed them in the reverse order.
  5. Did you know? Thanksgiving was invented by New Orleanians. Somebody’s got to eat all those neckless bodies.
  6. Elastic waste-bands are for amateurs. For true Thanksgiving Day flexibility, you have to wear a unitard.
  7. How stupid is Fox News? http://tr.im/FSwe Let me show you with this illuminating pie chart.
  8. I know this is last minute, but does anyone know where can I find a quail that I can stuff into my turducken?
  9. RT @biorhythmist Happy "(Delete Browser History And Caches) OK Now You Can Use My Laptop" Day
  10. Will someone please stuff a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey inside me?
  11. Christmas comes earlier every year. It seems like just yesterday that I took concertina wire down the from the mouth of the chimney.
  12. @neenz That's how you win. You've got to want it!
  13. Question for Target: Is that Photoshop, or do you actually the puppy in makeup?
  14. @NEENZ I've retired from competitive eating.
  15. Today I went to Rouse's supermarket to pardon a few turkeys. Of course, THEY call it shoplifting.
  16. Watching a film by the Western Electric company http://tr.im/FOZo about the Arctic DEW Line, where @macartisan father once worked.
  17. Google Wave is like Twitter but in Visual Basic.
  18. @johnleonardo Cafe Du Monde is still here, in the French Market.
  19. A personal jet wing? http://tr.im/FNWz Why was I not informed?
  20. Via @currysmith a http://tr.im/FNf0 1940 New Orleans travel film in color. Amazing how little has changed.