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BigBenComedy

  1. @ChrisHiggins24 The set went better than the stabbing. Although I guess that's true no matter how good or bad a set goes.
  2. To write for an extended amount of time, find a task I want to do even less. Good thing I hate grocery shopping.
  3. Guy got slightly stabbed outside a show, then a drunk girl projectile vomited on the subway and nearly got me. Don't wanna ask what's next.
  4. Why do I always fall asleep after Chinese food? Maybe that's how they're gonna take over. "300 million orders of General Tso's chicken now!"
  5. Illustration of why the "how will we explain it to our children" argument is stupid bit.ly/MOV6hI (SMBC comic)
  6. #Mets are losing but #ShakeShack Acela Club and Caesar's club is winning. #DevilFest
  7. @charliehoehn @alexjmann Yeah I read that, it was a great profile. Loved the laughing hard while disagreeing quote.
  8. Outside Shea (won't call it Citi) stadium, I noticed Mets fans have a disproportionate amount of red headed fans. #GingersLoveMets
  9. More defending of indefensible status quos: Dish Network’s Auto Hop Cuts Ads and Causes Tremors at TV Upfronts nyti.ms/Jj6TaD
  10. “I never had someone make me laugh so hard, while saying things I couldn’t agree with less.” Patrice O'Neal profile bit.ly/IW8JIA
  11. Check out @KateTheWasp interviewing protestors. Coming soon: The outtakes, where a protestor offers to make out with ME youtu.be/XwdAQc9Ga6o
  12. @Afossela and @AngelMCastillo They don't really do comedy there anymore. It was a fundraiser with a couple comedians between the musicians.
  13. Cute little news piece: Buccaneers sign paralyzed Rutgers player Eric LeGrand usat.ly/JTs69W
  14. Red Bull released Total Zero. Same unhealthy tingling sensations, now with no calories!
  15. Just got a great intro at The Bitter End: "George Carlin and Bill Cosby used to play here, but we couldn't get them. Welcome Ben Rosenfeld."
  16. I've been buying stuff on Amazon for years and just learned they charge you shipping when doing a return #FuckAmazon #LearnFromZappos
  17. "God's Way of Punishing __" logic debunked bit.ly/Iutjn0 (SMBC Comic)
  18. "If you can’t read a book without being at a college and paying $100k a year, you probably shouldn’t be reading books." bit.ly/HfferH
  19. Turns out Google Presentations is as much of a piece of shit for wrapping text as PPT. #FuckUsingPresentationProgramsAsALayoutProgram
  20. Not being able to wrap text around a picture in PowerPoint motivated me to spend half a day learning Google Presentations #FuckMicrosoft