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bigbelleville

  1. I haven't tweeted today, but rest assured I have been quietly hilarious.
  2. Just flew into Toronto and boy are my arms tired! So are my legs, body and face. I'm just generally tired. Red eye's suck.
  3. #ff some funny cyber women. I mean... they're real women, but just that online they're funny. Damn. @lauren_ash & @barbhaynes
  4. .@BrentButt thanks for the #ff! Would it be too predictable to #ff you now? Don't care. Gonna do it. Here comes! Oh, I'm out of room.
  5. #ff some of the kings of TV comedy @someMarkFarrell @paulmather007 & @robertdsheridan
  6. Honey, I know you never wear a watch or talk about watches or show interest in watches, but I got you a dolphin! Oh, & this watch.
  7. #ff podiatrist to the stars, @ryanbelleville
  8. Guy 1: decaf latte with 5 pumps of sugar free hazelnut syrup & non-fat milk stat! Guy 2: This is a hospital. Guy 1: I said stat.
  9. We'll sleep when I'm dead! Or later, when we're tired. But now, we play foosball! - lesser known quotes
  10. @casewrites @VDOOZER well put.
  11. If you're going to meet one of your idols, try to make it this guy. You won't be disappointed. #ff @VDOOZER
  12. #ff one of the funniest humans every to hold a microphone @DebraDiGiovanni and, while you're at it #CancelNationalPost
  13. I'll be your private dancer, your dancer for money. And any old music will do. - Mitt Romney, campaign promise.
  14. Movie pitch. Barack Obama and Mitt Romney play 'Frenemies' in screwball office comedy.
  15. Every time I give money to Obama he emails me to check in and say thanks. He's my rent-a-buddy!
  16. Got caught behind a goose in traffic. He would not stop honking. #goosejokes
  17. Buying clothes for your wife is like challenging an angry bear to a fight armed only with a shirt that's clearly too small. Unwise.
  18. I like how Billy cleans his room, but Sally eats her peas. I'll take Susie. She's a monster with her ABC's. - Mom Fantasy League