bigbelleville
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I haven't tweeted today, but rest assured I have been quietly hilarious.
about 3 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Just flew into Toronto and boy are my arms tired! So are my legs, body and face. I'm just generally tired. Red eye's suck.
about 15 hours ago
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some funny cyber women. I mean... they're real women, but just that online they're funny. Damn. @ & @
about 21 hours ago
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.@ thanks for the ! Would it be too predictable to you now? Don't care. Gonna do it. Here comes! Oh, I'm out of room.
about 21 hours ago
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in reply to BrentButt
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some of the kings of TV comedy @ @ & @
about 21 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Honey, I know you never wear a watch or talk about watches or show interest in watches, but I got you a dolphin!
Oh, & this watch.
about 21 hours ago
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podiatrist to the stars, @
2:07 PM Jun 1st
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Guy 1: decaf latte with 5 pumps of sugar free hazelnut syrup & non-fat milk stat!
Guy 2: This is a hospital.
Guy 1: I said stat.
9:31 AM Jun 1st
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We'll sleep when I'm dead! Or later, when we're tired. But now, we play foosball!
- lesser known quotes
8:26 AM Jun 1st
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@ @ well put.
8:25 AM Jun 1st
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in reply to casewrites
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If you're going to meet one of your idols, try to make it this guy. You won't be disappointed. @
8:06 AM Jun 1st
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one of the funniest humans every to hold a microphone @ and, while you're at it
8:02 AM Jun 1st
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I'll be your private dancer, your dancer for money. And any old music will do.
- Mitt Romney, campaign promise.
10:01 PM May 31st
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Off to work, and not to download a virus into the world mainframe. I swear! Or my names not 3T80-44....I mean Bob.
7:16 AM May 31st
via Tweetbot for iOS
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Movie pitch. Barack Obama and Mitt Romney play 'Frenemies' in screwball office comedy.
6:03 PM May 31st
via Twitter for iPhone
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Every time I give money to Obama he emails me to check in and say thanks. He's my rent-a-buddy!
1:33 PM May 31st
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Got caught behind a goose in traffic. He would not stop honking.
8:53 AM May 31st
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Buying clothes for your wife is like challenging an angry bear to a fight armed only with a shirt that's clearly too small. Unwise.
2:17 PM May 30th
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I like how Billy cleans his room, but Sally eats her peas. I'll take Susie. She's a monster with her ABC's.
- Mom Fantasy League
9:32 AM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
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If you eat 88 Nachos an hour you can travel back to 1955!!!
9:46 PM May 29th
via Twitter for Android
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- Name Jason Belleville
- Location Toronto/Los Angeles
- Bio I make TV shows. I also make pancakes.
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